“don’t Let It Bother U” Baby I’m Gonna Be Bothered By This For The Next 10 Years

I feel like Barty would ask Evan the most RANDOM questions at like 3 AM.

Barty: if I died. Do you want them to surgically connect my dick to you? Like do you want my dick for your bottom surgery?

Evan: I don’t think that’s how it works.

Barty:… damn.

*Barty waking up Evan as if he just had a nightmare*

Barty: Do you think my animagus would be a horse?

Evan: Why would it be a horse?

Barty: I’m so scared of them Ev. Please say it wouldn’t be a horse.

Evan:… WHY WOULD IT BE A HORSE?

One more

Barty: When we get married, can Reg be my best man?

Evan: No.

Barty: … oh so I guess we’re not getting married then

Evan: He’s officiating it.

Barty:… fine.

Lucy Gray’s reaping being rigged. Haymitch being selected illegally. Katniss volunteering to save her sister. The victors of District 12 have always been inherently wrapped in rebellion because they have all entered the games at the hands of injustice.

what do you mean it's possible that we're getting the book-accurate everlark kiss, mockingjay dress, and golden alliance soon? need this to be confirmed IMMEDIATELY.

Jegulus in the wild? Again?

“yeah…”

i want to get my shit together so badly

i also want to just give up

at least one time, sirius made a “no i’m sirius” joke and regulus stabbed him.

Hey, so this is the American government rn:

do not go gentle into that good night

He’s SO me bro. This was me when I was younger, I always offered to “taste test” the brown sugar when we made cookies 😭😭

wolfstar making gingerbread houses, cue sirius "taste testing" all of the ingredients and remus having to stop him from eating butter.