Howard Back In The 40’s: HYDRA’s Not Gonna Attack You With A Pocket Knife.

GOOD THING MY DADDY MADE ME GET A BOATING LICENSE WHEN I WAS FIFTEEN

AND IVE CLEANED ENOUGHHOUSES TO KNOW HOW TO COVER UP A SCENE

GOOD THING ESTE’S SISTERS GONNA SWEAR SHE WAS WITH ME

(she was with me dude)

GOOD THING HIS MISTRESS TOOK OUT A BIG

LIFE INSURANCE POLICYYYYYYY

they think she did it but they just cant prove it they think she did it but they just cant prove it... she thinks i did it but she just cant prove it nooooo

no body no crime, i wasnt letting up until the day HEEE

no,no body no crime, i wasnt letting up until the day

HEEEEEE

noo, no body no crime!!

I WASNT LETTING UP UNTIL THE DAY HE....

died.

still I wonder, could you fall for a woman like me

Happy Valentine’s Day ! Here are some special cards for your valentine ! Your welcome. ❤️

way to break your old man’s heart kids ;)

i swear to god im going to try this

wally is a precious cinammon roll too good for this world.

and bruce is just in the corner like

Edward: I have no soul Bella because of what I am

Bella: because you’re a redhead?

Edward: ….

Bella: oh! Because you’re a vampire!