Mammon: Hey Lucif-

Incorrect Obey me quote:

Literally any other brother but Beel, T-posing in the doorway: Good morning, parental figure.

Lucifer, without bothering to look up from his newspaper and coffee: Good morning, problem child.

List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who liked or reblogged something from you! Get to know your mutuals and followers.

(No pressure!)

I found the asks yippee !!!! (Have mercy I haven't touched my actual profile in centuries)

I promise promise promise I'll get to the actual Obey Me asks soon (some of them have been waiting in the closet and staring ominously through the cracks in the rotting wood) but I need to like. Redownload the game and relearn the personalities so I don't get TOO ooc (might still include far-fetched headcanons if they spark joy)

But for now the top five things that make me happy would probably be

-Anything resembling the autism creature or similar doodles (reaction images, little stupids, etc)

-Petrichor

-Gradients in digital art (particularly from purple to pink to orange to gold) (it's like hiding a sunset and a touch of the natural magic of the world in something that will always be man-made)

-Games of any sort

-Peanut butter

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Ask about popular ships/headcanons

Ask about plot ideas you’ve had but haven’t acted upon yet (snippets of AUs, a scenario you wish to write/draw but haven’t gotten to yet)

Questions about other ships/headcanons that aren’t as popular or are rarepairs

Questions or comments about favorite tropes, headcanons, characters, foods, weather, or anything else you are okay in answering!

Satan and MC in a car with Satan driving: ....

MC: SATAN YOU NEARLY RAN OVER LUCIFER

Satan: SHIT I MISSED

MC: SATAN NO

Obey Me! MC Questions!

About Your MC!

Which of the Boys are they the most like?

Which of the Boys are they the least like?

Who does your MC date? [If multiple, what order do they start dating each one?]

How does your MC Sleep? [On their side, on their back, with a partner, etc., in PJs, etc.]

If you were to pick one song — and only one song — to describe your MC, what would it be and why?

Did they come from a religious family/culture? Do they practice a religion? 

What do they think about the whole angel/demon stuff? 

What’s your MC’s relationship with their family?

What are your MC’chances of survival if they got lost in the levels of Devildom that take you to the surface [aka the layers of Hell]?

Is your MC jealous/upset about not being able to use magic? Do they learn?

What was your MC’s first impression of the demon boys? 

First impression of the Angels & Solomon?

What is a skill your MC has that the Boys would be surprised by?

Do they own a secret place for their most prized possessions?   

What’s the most important thing they own?

Do they eat the strange demon food?

What’s their favourite part of being in Devildom?

What does your MC miss most about the human world?

What does MC spend most of their time doing/with who?

How does MC wear the RAD uniform? [If they do.]

Omg this is perfect!!!

Solomon accidentally turns MC invisible for the day (chaotic)

At first MC is incredibly stressed. I mean wouldn’t you be if your ‘sorcerer’ friend claimed he could give you wings but accidentally turned you invisble instead?

Nevertheless, Solomon eventually calms MC down and tries to make them see the bright side

“You could haunt the brothers? You know, get them back for all of the chaos they’ve caused you!”

“Yes...” MC speaks cunningly, “That’s not a bad idea”

Solomon doesn’t realise MC walks off so he continues rambling to himself

‘I’ll start from the oldest, shall I?’

MC enters Lucifer’s study and he’s so busy that he doesn’t even notice the door open

Each time he places down his pen, MC gently nudges it so that it rolls off the desk

“Oh hells, why must you do this?!” He cries, picking up his dip pen, “Gravity you heartless bitch.”

MC then proceeds to push his papers off the desk

“MAMMON IS THIS YOU?!”

Satisfied, MC then leaves to find the second eldest

Entering his open door, MC immediately spots goldie acrosss the room, placed on Mammon’s bedside table as he lays beside it

Picking it up, MC waves it in front of his face before moving away

“Goldie?!” He shrieks, chasing up his beloved card, “come back!”

Stepping up to the window, MC quickly flings it out onto the grass below

“GOLDIE COME BACK!” Mammon cries, launching through the open window

Next up is Levi!

Sneaking into his room while he’s gaming, MC tiptoes over to Henry’s fish tank

“Leviiiiiii” MC speaks in a low voice, “feed meeee!”

“WHAT THE PISS” Levi screams, throwing his controller across the room as he thinks Henry’s talking to him

Trying not to giggle, MC quickly avoids Levi as he sprints across the room before stepping out, making their way to Satan’s chamber

Knocking on his door, Satan soon appears and looks puzzled to see nobody on the other side

Just before he goes to shut the door, MC speaks in an unfamiliar voice

“Lucifer is your Father...” the human hums, “your Father loves youuuu”

“No! You’re lying!” He shouts frantically

“Lucifer’s your Daddyyyyy”

“NO!” Satan screams before slamming the door

Almost in hysterics, MC turns their head and sees Asmo nearby

‘Ah! Perfect!’

Following him into his room, MC strategically slips past Asmo and quickly hides his favourite hairbrush

Almost immediately he notices it’s gone and shrieks before running out of the room

“WHICH ONE OF YOU BITCHES TOOK MY HAIRBRUSH” MC hears him shout down the hallway

Quickly placing it back where they took it from, MC awaits his return

As Asmo enters his room, his eyes widen as he sees his precious hairbrush sat on the dressing table despite not being their less than a minute ago

Finally, MC’s adventure almost comes to an end

Reaching the human’s final destination, they slip inside Beel’s and Belphie’s room

Both sat on their beds, MC moves to the sixth eldest first who’s busy eating some popcorn

Every time he takes a piece out of the bag he’s got, MC quickly pinches it from between his fingers and throws it over their shoulder

“Oh!” Beel whimpers as he furrows his eyebrows, watching the flying popcorn

Every time he takes another piece, MC takes it in their fingers and chucks it across the room

“Belphie!” Beel whines, “something’s wrong with this popcorn - it won’t let me eat it.”

“You’re being ridiculous, Beel.” Belphie moans as MC walks over to him

Cuddling his favourite pillow, he’s completely nonethewiser of the invisble human coming his way

Grabbing the pillow, MC then yanks it out from his arms, causing Belphie to face plant the mattress

Throwing it across the room, Beel’s eyes widen “IT’S HAPPENING TO YOU TOO!”

Later that evening after Solomon manages to fix his spell, MC enters the lounge to be met with 7 extremely quiet brothers

“What’s gotten into you guys?” MC asks

“Nothing.” They all mutter, refusing to admit that they think the House is haunted

Can I get some Mammon fluff where he learns that MC was a con-artist on her world? Thanks

Of course!

Mammon would definitely be surprised that you were a con artist, or at least at first!

He’ll definitely try to get you in on his scheming because you used to do it so you must be a professional, right??

Whether you’re phenomenal at it or not, he’ll 100% be roping you into one of his schemes to get more money.

He was probably doing most of them to be able to gawk at the amazing lies you told other demons to get Grimm.

If you’d sworn off con artistry due to some reason or another, Mammon will not leave you alone until you at least teach him how to be a better liar.

“YOU SHOULD BE HONORED THE GREAT MAMMON IS ALLOWING YOU TO TEACH HIM HOW TO LIE!!!”

Please teach him, he needs to be able to get away with things.

I haven't checked in on this account in literally like 3 years

My ask box is open!!

I heard that not many people know that it's open at the time, but I'm keeping it open and will answer as many as I can! Just please respect that I will want to close it within a few weeks bc I'm moving. Thank you!

THIS IS AMAZING

Fanfiction Club: The Rules

This idea came to me when I woke up first thing this morning.