Buys you rare and expensive gifts
Flies you on his private jet
Buys you an apartment and arranges for your honeymoon
Buys the company you work at
Buys back your childhood home
Superbat Master Collection
LMK if it was a video game (based off totk/botw)
date idea you come over to my house and we hang out together until your parole officer picks you up at three to take you back to juvenile detention
I actually love this duo, deranged and infant is a top tier dynamic
oracle, ban this guy
(some shitpost while i work on that bernard comic)
happy valentine’s day!
"I make coffee. I pretend I'm in love with the idea of being alive. I make a point not to stare at the knives sitting on the counter top by the stove."
-Via "ineloquent-creature" , 10:56 a.m. // 03 August, 2021
wdym robin 121 wasn't just gay chicken?
Dick and Jason's responses are the only correct ones
The in-universe Gothamite's guide to shipping your resident billionaire 💀
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i was wondering if zeus has a good godussy and then i remembered the plot of percy jackson