Tim: I Could Fix Batman

teen titans go really just loves shitting on dick LMAOO (the animators have a favorite and it is jason, even if they put a crowbar next to his urn)

the uno account says we can’t stack cards but who’s to say we can’t BE SILLY‼️

tommy tries to act all clever by beating uno but his family gets back at him and annhilates his ultra ego 😚

they take turns drawing carda: tommy > techno > wilbur > phil. tommy draws a +4 card, meaning the next person’s turn has to draw 4 more cards, becoming further from winning.

however, everyone LOVES breaking the rules, and techno, will, and phil JUST happen to also have +4 cards. all the +4 cards stack onto each other until it reaches tommy. tommy, being left with no more +4 cards, has to now draw 16 😢😢😢😢

au where instead of wanting to murder his own replacement, jason just decides to. replace somebody else. and that's now dick ends up in an increasingly ridiculous back and forth fight between himself and some random fucker who keeps showing up in a nightwing costume pretending to be him

dick's never been more pissed off in his life. theres literally nothing he did to deserve this, and now he has to fight for the vigilante persona HE created? it only gets worse because the more frustrated dick gets about the whole situation, the funnier this fake nightwing seems to find it.

it gets personal when damian starts calling the fake nightwing his big brother too. of course, jason was there first, but dick doesn't know that. and it's driving him fucking insane

he thinks that he's got the guy when he stands on top of a building in the middle of a massive fight, tries to do a quadrupal somersault, and promptly eats shit in front of everybody, but instead of realising he's a faker now the rest of the underworld thinks that nightwing's losing his touch.

he cries in alfred's arms at the injustice of it all.

Dazai's eng va said bsd would be over sooner if ranpo was given a gun so

spideypool but it's a comedy of errors

b word

Quite possibly the funniest shit I have ever seen in my life

(he didn't.)

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The fact there's NO content of cSam and cGeorge being father and son is so evil. Like plssss guys cGeorge is the only person cSam directly refers to as his child. cSam literally says that he "raised him as his own" on George's house building stream like thats his daddyyy. Do you know how much angst potential there is in cGeorge finding out his FATHER allowed the torture of his best friend??? Someone write the fic NOW.

Also if you're a cQuackity is cSams son truther like me, just imagine the betrayal cGeorge would feel finding out his brother was the one who actually did the torturing. Like???