My Fav Lesbians

It’s always “evil Superman!!!!” this, or “villain justice league!!!” that.

I want an AU of villain! Bruce who’s absolutely dog-shit at being evil.

Firstly: The worst thing he can think of doing is not donating to animal shelters or charities . immediately feels so guilty he throws up.

Secondly: The second a child cries because of him, he’d freeze up. Stand like a statue, unmoving and petrified. No more evil, but just today.

He ends up helping the city by accident more often than not, and to his immortal disappointment, Gotham loves both the Bat and Bruce Wayne.

“alfred come look at my evil plan”

“Yes, sir, “ Alfred is very indulgent. He does his best to pretend it’s actually good. “ ‘Don’t say please to the barista’. Getting bold, are we?”

EVERYTIME He and Clark meet and Bruce monologues about pulverizing him to dust, Clark (and the League) looks at him like this:

“I can make him worse,” GOOD FOR YOU!!! Clark can make him into his malewife and adopt his 7 evil sidekicks who actually know how to villain. Especially the little one.

antimachus or just telemachus x any or the suitors is 10x funnier if you go with the version of telemachus that looks exactly like a younger, male version of penelope

cuz like. it really puts the image of them looking at him and shrugging "eh, looks enough like her" and just going for him instead into existence and im not sure if thats a good thing or nit

Journal 3, Codes and Ciphers

Hey guys, did you know the Gravity Falls Wiki has all the codes from Journal 3 solved in a handy dandy list? There’s some… interesting stuff in there. 

There’s also information on how to solve the ciphers if you’d rather do it yourself at the top of the page.

(And here’s the post on Blendin’s letter deciphered.)

I'm starting a collection

something something breaching containment

"Life will break you. Nobody can protect you from that, and being alone won't either, for solitude will also break you with its yearning. You have to love. You have to feel. It is the reason you are here on earth. You have to risk your heart. You are here to be swallowed up. And when it happens that you are broken, or betrayed, or left, or hurt, or death brushes too near, let yourself sit by an apple tree and listen to the apples falling all around you in heaps, wasting their sweetness. Tell yourself that you tasted as many as you could."

– Louise Erdrich, "The Painted Drum"

Wait… I just found out that this picture comes from Jon’s dreams… you mean to tell me Jon dreamt up Damian in this outfit………

... ♥

been thinking about them a lot lately

Necrophilia? i mean i guess 😒

vat7k shenanigans