Adrien: Look Luka, You’re A Nice Guy. But I Have To Look Out For Marinette. So Anything You Do To Her,

Every friend group should include

A himbo/bimbo

A mean bisexual

An even meaner lesbian

She/they

He/they

A token straight

An astrology bitch who has everyone’s birth chart memorized

And a short king

Percy: MY PET IS A DOG FROM HELL!

Jason: MY PET IS AN ELECTRIC HORSE!

Carter: My pet is a basketball-playing baboon.

Percy: ...

Jason: ...

Carter: ...And a clay crocodile.

Percy: ...

Carter: And a giant griffin.

Jason: ...I-

Carter: And a literal cat-lady.

Percy & Jason: You win.

Freespirited Fortune Cookie is a gypsy style tiny home

Find out which gelfling clan you belong to !!!!

I got drenchen!!!! I am . swamp gelfling.

Tiny green mobile home

trying to prove a point to the boys at school

reblog this if you believe trans men are real men like this if you dont

*Ladybug saves Luka from akumatized villian*

M: Are you alright?

L: Ah, y-yeah.. *staring at her*

M: Alright. Now find a safe place and wait till we get rid of the akuma. *smiled at Luka and was going to leave*

L: Okay. Thank you, Marinett.

M: Sure, it’s m…

M: *shock*

M: w-whAT? M-m a aaa i’m not Marinete? Whtcha talkin’ aboutHAAhahhah

L: Oh, i’m so sorry, Mari, your identity is a secret, right. I shouldn’t have say it out loud. *akwardly scratching his head* I mean, i’ll definetly keep it a sec-

M: *suprisingly stares at him* B-but how..

L: Well.. It was obvious for me, though, i had no proofs of that.. Its just like.. for me - there is only one real heroin in Paris..

M: *blushes and dies and so does the author of this story, cuz he needs lukanette a lot and much and yolo*

• SOMEONE WITH SIMILAR WRITING •

After the Stormy Weather 2, I just had to do this. I had this idea since the episode aired, and now I finished it!

I hope you enjoy it ♥️ I lowkey found it sad that Adrien didn’t see Marinette’s feelings towards him, so that’s why the very last panel of the last page you see Plagg all huddled up. He’s sad that’s why his ears and his tail all down and around him.

But I hope you like this! Span of three hours 😂

Fairy tail ships when there is a sale

Nalu

Lucy: ok Natsu. This is it

Natsu: what

Lucy: This is the reason you have been training

Natsu:no luce ,i’ve been training to beat zeref an-

Lucy: natsu you have been freeloading off of me for as long as i can remember

Natsu: this is the reason i have been training

Announcer: the mega sale for womens lengerie is now open in 3,2

Natsu: *flustered*

LUCY NO!!!

you already have a nice collection !!!!!

Lucy: this is war

1

Lucy: *battle cry *

Natsu: this is madness!!!!

*drowns in a crowd of angry women *

Gruvia

Gray: *running*

okay, so we have to get to the seafood section first, or we wont have a good side dish for dinner today

Juvia: understood Gray sama!!!

Gray: lets go!!

*Bumps into a girl*

Oh I’m sorry

Girl: what are you, stupid???

Juvia: what do you think you’re doing lady?? HOW DARE YOU PUSH GRAY SAMA!!!

*Evil glare*

Girl: i-im sorry

Juvia:*animalistic screams *

Girl: *runs away ,crying*

Juvia: *runs after her with water slicer*

Gray: JUVIA!!!! NOT AGAIN!!!! The seafood stupid!!!! Now’s not the time to kill her !!! Can you at least get the fish while chasing her????

Juvia:*howls*

Gray: we’ll just eat the rice

Jerza

* weapon sale*

Erza: Jellal

Jellal: Erza

Jerza: let’s do this

*both run dodging people and moving in perfect sinc *

Some guy: *accidentally trips Erza*

Oh excuse me

Erza:*demon aura*

*Requips into purgatory armour*

Jellal: Erza no.We need the sword remember?

*Dark smile*

I’ll handle this

*runs after guy beating him up and starts a mutual brawl among everyone there*

Erza: I’m so proud

*Runs off to get sword and then beats everyone with it alongside Jellal*

Gale

Gajeel: okay shrimp you better hold on to my hand tight or youll get washed away by all the people

Levy: excuse me??? I wont get washed away its just a book sale not many people even like the kind of books I do

*Sees swarm of people rushing in*

*Sees a guy pick up the book she wanted *

Gajeel: I’ll handle this you go!!!!

Levy: Oh?

Gajeel: l-levy?

Levy: Gajeel hold my bag

Gajeel: uh

*Takes bag *

Levy: *runs towards the guy beating up everyone in the way and then hits him with his own book *

*Grabs book with a cute smile *

Gajeel: Good job Lev!!!!

shit

Why am i turned on?

ML fic: Almost Perfect

(I have had this idea in my mind all day, and I think I won’t be able to sleep until I wrote it.)

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A blond man in his mid twenties wearing a Gabriel brand black suit sat at his desk, he put his hand through his golden hair as he was looking through the recent sales reports of the Gabriel fashion line. He was relieved to see that the sales had once again surpassed expectation. His sharp green eyes look through the large document that also addressed expense reports. 

It was tough having clothes made in factories with humane working conditions and benefits for employees, the young Agreste had to argue for months with the board of directors to get approval. The old fat cats claimed it would bankrupt the company, that it would be an even worse hit to their finance since the arrest of Gabriel Agreste. But the son of the fashion mogul was not one to simply accept how things were, not after the last time he did that. The Gabriel brand was stronger then ever with the business genius and strong will of Adrien Agreste.

It was a rough couple of years at first, inheriting the company at 18, while still managing his college degree. But compared to fighting Hawkmoth, it was a cake walk.

He smirked contently at the document, the next board meeting will be very interesting. His mental congratulations were put on hold when he got a call from his secretary.

“Natasha? Yes. Excellent, send her in.” The businessman answered with a light yet firm voice.

He was meeting with the head of another fashion brand. One that had been growing in the last few years. Miraculous had hit Paris and most of Europe like a category five hurricane. Second only to the Gabriel line and very quickly closing the gap.

The office door opened to reveal a stunningly beautiful woman with eyes as blue as the sea and bluish black hair that looked finer then silk. She was dressed with a designer suit that was tailored to her made her look even more dazzling.

“Good Afternoon Mr. Agreste.” The woman spoke with a polite yet friendly greeting.

“Good afternoon Ms.Dupain-Cheng. Or is it Mrs. Dupain-Couffaine now.” The blond man returned her greeting with a joke, which was met with an eye roll.

“Dupain-Cheng is fine. Luka has yet to get back from his band tour. He says he will propose when he gets back. If he doesn’t get booked on another tour. But you know how it goes.” The Fashion designer answered.

Luka Couffaine and his band, Kitty Section, have taken the world by storm. They hit their big break about three years ago where they signed the deal of a lifetime. Right now he had been touring for the last four mouths in the United States. Marinette had her own Fashion brand to manage and design for, so she couldn’t go with him. Luka achieved his dream of being a rockstar with music that was all his own. Adrien couldn’t help but be happy for the guitarist, He had everything he wanted.

“So should I be calling you Mr.Agreste-Tsurugi” 

Adrien snapped back to reality after hearing the comment.

“Very funny. I plan on proposing after she gets her gold medal in the olympics in six months.” The blond businessman answered.

Kagami Tsuragi was training for the Olympics. She basically ate, drank, and slept fencing for the last year. She stops by to see him once a month to have dinner and rest. Kagami’s skills in fencing had far exceeded anything Adrien deemed possible without super powers. He loved and respected how dedicated she was, though it does get lonely when she isn’t visiting.

“If she gets her gold medal.” Marinette joked, knowing that it was pretty much guaranteed to the fencing prodigy.

“Well if she doesn’t get her gold medal, I am gonna have to wait a while before I can propose, if ever.” Adrien answered as he rubbed his neck nervously.

“That is Kagami for you. I would expect nothing less.”

The two looked at each other and laughed.

“Its good seeing you again Marinette.” 

“It is good seeing you too Adrien.”

The two talked business for a good amount of time. The Gabriel and Miraculous brands were planing on a collab for next spring. If everything goes right they could rake in a very large sum of cash. Natasha had brought the two some coffee and tea cookies as they continued to talk.

After talking shop, they started reminiscing about the old days. 

“So do you still make awful puns kitty?” Marinette asked with a smirk that was very much reminiscent of his partner Ladybug. 

“I believe you mean Clawful Bugaboo.” He responded with a Cheshire grin that could be no other then chat noir.

They both laughed. They had both given up their miraculous after everything regarding Hawkmoth and Mayura was settled. Master Fu went to Tibet with Marianne and decided to try and restart the order of the guardians. The old turtle had said that if it doesn’t go well he will be handing the title of guardian to her, which Marinette said she would accept should the circumstance rise.

“How is Fu by the way?” Adrien inquired. “Does he still need favors that only you can do?”

“Oh Kwami no. Please don’t mention that!” Marinette said with her cheeks red from the light teasing.

“Its funny in hindsight. You got that mixed up with your letter. I spent three days in London looking for that.”  Adrien laughed.

“Laugh it up Agreste. I am not the only one who did embarrassing things. May I remind you about Reflekta? I am impressed you could even run in those heels.”

“What can I say, I am a model.” Adrien posed.

“Then there was that time you were scared of anyone driving over 10 miles an hour?” Marinette pointed out.

“And you needed help standing up. That one was not a good day for anyone.” Adrien answered.

“Being a superhero was never easy.” 

“It would have been easier if we knew each other’s identities…” Adrien let slip out.

Marinette looked at Adrien with a stern look.

“You know why we couldn’t do that. Especially after we found out who Hawkmoth was.”

“Geez, sorry I even said anything. It wasn’t anything against you or Fu. It was just a comment.”

Marinette eased herself.

“Sorry about that… the reveal wasn’t exactly as  I thought it would be.” Marinette explained.

“I guess it was too early… or too late.” Adrien answered.

There was a moment of silence where they both looked away, which allowed the designer to notice the hamster tank in the corner.

“You got a hamster?!” Marinette exclaimed with child like glee. She got up and rushed over to the chubby brown rodent.

“Yea, with Kagami out, I needed someone to keep me company.” Adrien answered, thankful for the change in topic.

“Oh man. I am so envious. Luka is allergic to rodents. So getting a hamster has been a no go.” Marinette confessed.

“So Mr.Perfect does have a flaw. I will have to write that down.” Adrien joked.

“What did you name him?”

“Mr. Nibbles”

“Get out of my head. Thats what I would have named him!” Marinette answered as she pet the lovable fur ball. The hamster nuzzled her hand. “Aww, he likes me.”

“Kagami isn’t thrilled about him, but she says as long as I take care of him, she doesn’t mind.” Adrien explained.

“Well if you need anyone to petsit, let me know.” Marinette answered.

“I will be sure to let you know.” Adrien agreed.

Marinette pet the cute creature for another minute before letting him be.

“So I am guessing you are eager to go to Nino’s Bachelor party?” Marinette questioned with a knowing grin, changing the subject.

“I have a case of water bottles when Kim drinks to much.” Adrien assures. “And I assume you are looking forward to Alya’s Bachelorette party?”

“Considering that I planned it.” Marinette answered with a confident smile.

Marinette’s phone began vibrating.

“Oh shoot, Its 8 already? I need to hurry home. I have a video call with Luka in Half an hour.”

Marinette rushes back to her things and packs up.

“Don’t rush too much. I think Luka would prefer his girlfriend late and alive.”

“Thank you Kitty for that lovely reminder.” She smiled with an eyeroll.

“Have a good night Marinette.” Adrien waved.

“You too.” She reciprocated the feeling before the door closed.

Adrien smile faded a bit. He wondered if Kagami would have energy for a phone call. He needed a reminder of how great his life is. How perfect it will be. 

“Well, almost perfect.” He spoke softly.