An American Pope Is Something I Could've Cooked Up In A Weed Induced Fever Dream

Coffee

Admittedly, I hate coffee, and I used to tell people that I loved it and it was my favourite drink but after reading An Abundance of Katherine's I kinda just realised that, in the words of John Green, "It tastes like stomach bile."

Don't get me wrong though, like Colin I love the IDEA of coffee, it tastes like my soul and it's Five's favourite drink. The beverage of choice for sarcastic smart people is honestly overrated, and that's probably the only reason I drink it like it's the ambrosia of the gods or something. (Plus the added benefits of staying awake long enough to finish that 5000 word essay due tomorrow)

Anyways 5/10 drink, would not recommend. Get yourself a bottle of Jack Daniels and/or some overly carbonated soda and you're good.

( Coffee flavoured things though...)

"I was looked at, but I wasn't seen."

~ Albert Camus, "The Misunderstanding".

Beautiful to receive this out of context

someone propose to me with this now

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

Valère Bernard (1860-1936) - Le Cauchemar (The Nightmare), c. 1860-1900

now that i am a real adult i am starting to realise. media lied to me about the availability of rooftops to go hang out on. every day i wish i could be hanging out on a rooftop somewhere looking cool as fuck