Reblog This Picture Of Me Holding A Family Size Box Of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d Really Appreciate It.

I find it kind of stupid how 'half full' vs 'half empty' is framed as an optimist/pessimist thing. If it starts full and gets halfway drained, it's half empty. If it starts empty and gets halfway filled, it's half full. If you don't know the starting state it's both simultaneously.

i swear to god that social cue wasnt there before

High Heffner actually published a short story in Playboy about a world where heterosexuality was condemned instead homosexuality, it's actually really interesting because it was met with outrage which is ironic to say the least

(ik we're talking about genders but I thought this was an interesting example)

dystopia au where we are all assigned one of two chosen genders at birth

Fuck you *unsolves your wordsearch*

Uh oh the espresso isn't working against the depresso

Love life: Runaway-Aurora

Fight song: Running up that hill-kate bush

Personality: Evergreen - Ritchy mitch and the coal miners

Theme song: je te laserrai de mots- patrick watson

Wedding song: Hayloft II-mother mother

Funeral song: lovers rock-Tv girl

So uhh am I murdering my spouse???

@mother-spore-missa @wizardex-yt +anyone else

im bored. 🫤

So im gonna do this and turn it into a tag game! ✨🤩😁😈

Love life- Charybdis — Jorge Rivera-Herrans

fight song- Rasputin (7” Version) — Boney M.

personality- rises the moon — Liana Flores

theme song- golden hour — JVKE

wedding song- Star — Mitski

funeral song- Don’t you dare (make me fall in love with you) — Kaden Mackay

. . .

I don’t know how to feel about this 🥲

anyways! @amy-r0z3 @luv-again @raine-ydays @sparkles-rule-4eva @glitch-studios @warriorofchaos223 @jjdrawstuff @rayzyart & anyone else who wants to join! ✨^_^

Lucifer (detail) from Dante's Divine Comedy - Gustave Doré, 1850's

happy brutal pipe murder day everyone

:)

1. A crow cause I like shiny things and I want to do acrobatics but don't have the talent as a human.

2. Probably nothing 😉 ifykyk, jk it's graphic tee + jeans and I throw on my converse

3. With the options given, probably a dryad because morphing from tree to human is fucking metal, but I would prefer eldritch god please and thank you.

4. Mmm I'm still finding it but at the moment it's alt, emoish, with some slight gothic influence idk I'm trying to be cool.

5. I love real milk, the creamier the better.

6. Milk first then cereal, but ideally no cereal just milk. M- I L K.

7. oooh I love this question. So, it's a 4-step process

Step 1: have them laid out in front of you and start with the minor things ie. Pulling out their hair one by one or fingernails but very slowly. Be careful not to let too much blood be lost we want them alive for the final bow

Step 2: make small incisions in their skin like neck, eyelids etc and pour gasoline into them preferably with a dropper or a syringe (you could also just inject but this is more fun) , remember to make multiple cuts and incisions for maximum gasoline coverage.

Step 3: Light on starting from toes, the gasoline should react well causing the fire to burrow under their skin for effective skin and nervous system damage. Fry until 105 degrees because by then the bodys cells and cell membranes start to melt.

Step 4: Enjoy! And remember kids always torture your victims with adult supervision 😁 Share with your friends 😜

K that me @wizardex-yt, @out-peek +whoever else

yk what I'll also do this get to know your mutuals cuz I thought bout it for a bit and I think I have to or I'll explode

get to know your mutuals♡

if you could be any animal which one would you choose to be? (can be fictional) (and you can explain why if you want to)

what would you choose when you're in a hurry and have nothing to wear?

are you a witch, vampire, fairy, dryad, siren or a mermaid and why do you think so?

what is your style?

regular milk or plant based milk?

which one do you put first milk or cereal?

fav way to kill someone? (idgaf if you never thought of it now you have to think of something and make it at least a bit cool I'm begging)

and I'll go first cuz I can

girl I wrote kinda a lot in these answers but I just had to brag about my fav way of killing people🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️ and okay maybe it's kinda stupid that I'm also doing this game even tho I made it for others but who cares?

I can't choose but either a phoenix or a wolf cuz the allegory of both of these animals absolutely stole my heart

anything in my wardrobe that looks good (and it's almost always not adequate for the cold weather, I literally can wear a mini skirt when it's like 2°C outside and there are times when I am wearing a mini skirt and a crop top when it is 0°C and even when it was -3°C I don't care)

something in between vampire and a dryad cuz I feel like I would be a good vampire I don't know how to describe it but I just know and that's it and also a dryad cuz when I think of them they give me rather a messy and chaotic vibe which is def how I act and overall express myself so I'd say that I'm sometimes both sometimes one and sometimes the other

I'm goth so my style is overall gothic and / or cunty

regular but only 1,5% fat

CEREAL

sooo this is my fav way, first - pepper spray in the face so they can't see and therefore they can't run away, second - start scratching their legs with a pocket knife as hard as possible and try to find an aorta and cut there (making it even harder to run away), third - stick the same knife into all of their fingers (why not), fourth - knock out their teeth with a knuckle duster and finally - when they open their mouth trying to catch a breath from the blood and saliva running into their throat pour fluoroantimonic acid into their mouth and it's done! and I'll add that fluoroantimonic acid is called the most corrosive acid in the world ans if it touches the skin it causes huge damage and if poured into someones throat it'll burn the insides and kill. I think I'm really creative cuz I came up with this when I was writing one of my books and now I'm obsessed

tags: @n1eprzytomnadesperacja @niketas-s @r4tkisses @dawkacynizmu @gothicm0rph @slowacki006

and with question 7 rn I'm mostly thinking about one bbg ( @dawkacynizmu I'm looking at you ) cuz a bit after I came up with this question I thought that you might have an interesting answer