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Coffee

Admittedly, I hate coffee, and I used to tell people that I loved it and it was my favourite drink but after reading An Abundance of Katherine's I kinda just realised that, in the words of John Green, "It tastes like stomach bile."

Don't get me wrong though, like Colin I love the IDEA of coffee, it tastes like my soul and it's Five's favourite drink. The beverage of choice for sarcastic smart people is honestly overrated, and that's probably the only reason I drink it like it's the ambrosia of the gods or something. (Plus the added benefits of staying awake long enough to finish that 5000 word essay due tomorrow)

Anyways 5/10 drink, would not recommend. Get yourself a bottle of Jack Daniels and/or some overly carbonated soda and you're good.

( Coffee flavoured things though...)

Immunity defeated, how couldst thou let down thy walls and allow the wretched plague to enslave you like it did me? How I dare ask, HOW

i can't believe this.

ive succumbed to a "cold". like some average mortal. such tomfoolery will not be forgotten and I will seek out whoever cursed me.

GENIUS

GENIUS

GENIUS

havinh a dad who doesnt understand that you're nerodivergent and don't function like him is so fun /sarc

YES BISEXUAL BRETHEREN

ya’ll were really gonna let me live my life in ignorance thinking mr. rogers was straight???

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Lol I just got off a poetry discussion...

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well.

yeah.

Albert Che