Today’s Date Is The 3rd? What’s Next, The 4th? The 5th? The Minor Fall, The Major Lift? 

i have lots of sexual fantasies such as getting through a day without a headache

rule #1 of patricide is to have fun and be yourself

seeing this made me feel like i just got a letter informing me of my own death

while we're on the topic of talking about changes the pjo show made that i love, im glad they didn't push the whole Annabeth saying she and Percy *have* to be enemies because athena and Poseidon have beef. Instead she's just this cryptid autistic strategist 12 yr old who stalks Percy and pushes him into the water. She's like "hmm this white boy will perfectly serve my purpose and schemes" and she's so real for that

an erotic poem:

leg so hot

hot hot leg

leg so hot u fry an eg

"use chatgpt" that's the devil talking. buy four caffeinated drinks and pull an all nighter. this is the way.

what if people made human versions of iconic tumblr posts and shipped them

no. no no no

bless this iteration of Percy Jackson for genuinely believing, for at least three seconds, that he is the second coming of Christ

god forbid 5000 year old girls do anything