The Hunger Games Films Tore Out The Books Teeth. Like It Does The Series Such A Disservice When It Stands

there are two key questions to gauge what sort of Weird Girl someone was as a preteen.

a) horses, dolphins or dragons?

b) Vikings, Ancient Egyptians or dinosaurs?

tell me in the tags please. if you were allowed to pick your own room decor between 7 and 13 the answer to A should be self evident bc every Weird Girl I knew who was allowed to pick had one of those three themes.

my roman empire is the cool girl monologue from gone girl

Aru: I don’t know how to tell them that without hurting their feelings. Brynne: Punch them. In the face. Straight hit.

Aru: What? No! Brynne: You said, “without hurting their feelings.” Punch them in the face. Their feelings aren’t hurt. Aru:... Brynne: Face might be, though.

“Percy Jackson is a POWERFUL demigod. FORBIDDEN even. he is a DanGEr and a menace”

Percy, the moment he sees the Oracle: *worst voice crack imaginable* h i

her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily

what a legend

they won't tell you this in therapy but sometimes the best way to stop catastrophizing/anxiety is to interrupt your spiraling with "girl what the hell are you talking about"

purgatory is not a circle in hell, it is a thermodynamics lab where the water refuses to boil and the gas-flask is leaking and the temperature won’t stabilize

yes yes acts of violence often evoke eroticism and stabbing someone is potent penetration imagery but sometimes when i kill someone it's just because i want them to die