Why Is My Music Taste So All Over The Place. Like, If I Put It On Shuffle Ill Get Everywhere I Go By

I woke up to this email this morning. I didn't even know my dorm's floor had a fucking lounge 😭

I saw these at my local walmart and caved

Night 1 was eventful....we have lost 4 more

We have lost two more

Okay, "lil Tim Mcgraw" is a wonderful song. I love it. But the line "and i never made it past 3rd grade, but i can still name all 10 states" ALWAYS kills me

Another kill for Chester

"He called Hexiciah Steam a DILF" - Robecca

Monster High shoulda had a gag where the reason why Johnny got 3000 years of detention changes every time he or someone else tells the story -

"He straight up killed a dude" - Clawd

"I heard he stole his guitar from Paul McCartney" - Scarah

"He scared a normie so hard they died" - Heath

"He owes the government 300,000 in unpaid taxes" - Deuce

"He got locked up for crimes against humanity for being a massive douche" - Operetta

"I respected women too much, they couldn't handle it" - Johnny

Why did no one tell me this song existed

COREY TAYLOR IN THIS SONG 🥰🥰

Every song on here is a banger.