OK TAKE 2. NOW WITH MORE CRACK. Hideyoshi and Mitsuhide keep getting into scuffles, so Nobunaga orders them to wear a "get along shirt". How much would Mitsuhide troll Hideyoshi while they are stuck together? What would he do??
Mitsuhide: Well this certainly is snug. >:3c
Hideyoshi: Don’t. Talk to me. Let’s just sit here quietly until the penalty time is up.
Mitsuhide: Now now, I believe the imperative on this shirt is to “get along,” not “ignore each other.” You wouldn’t defy one of our lord’s commands, would you?
Hideyoshi: You know I wouldn’t! >:(
Mitsuhide: Then it’s settled. We shall have to endeavor to get along. I believe this is your area of expertise, so you should have no problems leading.
Hideyoshi: Erm…
Mitsuhide: My, I feel quite charmed already.
Hideyoshi: Shut up! I mean – wait. Just give me a moment to think. It’s not as if this is happening naturally.
Mitsuhide: And here I thought your boundless charisma simply sprang forth as a matter of course. You mean to tell me that it requires effort to enchant everyone who crosses your path? Why have you never expended your energy on me?
Hideyoshi: …I haven’t?
Mitsuhide: I should think not, considering how unfailing you are with the rest of the people around you…
Hideyoshi: Oh. I, uh… Mitsuhide…
Mitsuhide: (draws in a shuddering breath) No, I shouldn’t be asking such questions of you. After all, we are trying to ‘get along.’ Please, you must turn the topic of conversation to something more pleasant and comfortable for you.
Hideyoshi: Now hold on. Mitsuhide, if what you say is true, then I owe you an apology–
Mitsuhide: (snrk) Yes, go on.
Hideyoshi: Wait–
Mitsuhide: I’m waiting. I’m certain this is going to be adorable.
Hideyoshi: MITSUHIDE!
Was talking with @spookyflavors, trying to find a voice match for how I hear Error in my head, and she pointed me towards Wreck Gar from the Transformers Animated series, who is actually perfect once I imagine that voice saying lines from the Ask Error blog and what I’ve written for him --
But then she revealed it’s Weird Al with a buzzy robot voice filter and that’s just
possibly the most jilarious outcome I can think of.
Holy moly! I hit 100 followers about a week or so back, so I wanted to do a commemorative art to say thanks. So please enjoy this happy Kennyo & friends!
Shout out to @sicone for being my 100th! (for some reason the @ isn’t working so here is a link to their blog) Thank you!
I’m so glad you all have found something to enjoy here. I hope that continues, and thank you again~!
- Nyk
[And just for fun, here’s a WIP with just the linework below the cut: ]
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A sleeby Masamune for @starlitsummermoon :3c This has been on the backburner for… uh, longer than I can remember, but Starlit, I hope you like it! I think our moon boy could use use some snuggles from his star girl 💖
"Sometimes, when I hold him... I have this feeling... like something terrible’s about to happen."
"It’s almost like... when you have a bad dream that you can’t quite remember."
[art-only version - original inspiration here! Thanks @ieyasuwu and @rimalupin !]
This is the Something New timeline:
There is a Bad Ending -- a timeline where Sans helps r̸̭̽ȩ̵̈́d̶̫͘a̴̱̽c̴̰̓t̶̬̑ȅ̷̙d̶̹̾ or the Bad Sanses -- and a Good Ending, a timeline where Sans kills ŕ̵͓͗̀ë̵͈͕́̓d̷͉͐͛̓ȁ̶̳̳̥̚c̸̻͔̒̒̆t̵͎́͘e̴̞̬̝͌͂d̸̥͈́.
Let’s see what happened first:
Sans will of course say “No.” He doesn’t want to help ř̶̹͙̘̖̺͎̘̪̣̪́̎̚ͅe̶̡͙̫̤̳̗̜̰͕̟̽̿̓̔͝d̶̳͔͎̲̥̙̮͚̩͉̗͔̦̊̊̅̇̏̈́͒̈́̒̕͝a̷̪̐̃͂͗̃̂͛c̴̟͔̏̋̽̿̋͝t̵̡̩͎̱̘̝͙͔͚̑̏̽́̐̅̊ͅe̷̡͈̞̱͓̺̱̞͚͕̫̍̈́̇̌̀͗d̶̳̄̔̌̀̓̀̈̚͝ kill his friends.
And ŗ̷̘̲̹̂͝e̷͚͋́d̸͈̣̊ä̶̢̯́ͅc̶̲͍͆̓̇͝ṫ̷̩̫͔̝̊͆ḛ̴̗̫̫͝ḑ̴̣͒́̓ knows that whatever they do, he will say “NO.”
His code says that. He is “programmed” to be like this.
But “YOU” want to change the code.
Please let him say yes. Let him say yes! We want him to HURT THEM. We want him to KILL THEM.
Killer Sans is here because of “YOU.”
And you want him to love you.
“I have something special, just for you.”
Very rough concept sketch for another form of Nightmare to use in my own stories (maybe! eventually!) -- I like writing him as speaking very eloquently in a cruel, condescending way, but it’s a little undermined when he looks like our round snuggly boy Sans Undertale. 😂 I just don’t find him scary in a hoodie and basketball shorts. He can be scary in the way he behaves, but... well, it’s fun to play around with new ideas, too.
So I hc that while sometimes he chooses to look like Sans, specifically around people who know Sans because it’s extremely unsettling to see a warped, goopy, tentacled version of someone you know and love (or to see a warped, goopy, tentacled version of yourself!), his default form borrows more from the body he stole/corrupted -- i.e., from the true Nightmare. He’s chosen to make himself intimidatingly tall, though, with unsettling proportions. He wears the robe open and is just naked bones underneath because people are often spooked by skeletal figures... he’s SOL with skelefuckers, though, hahahaha~
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