If King Charles Dies On Or Before March 25th, 2024, He Will Technically Be The Shortest-reigning King

Actual image of me fighting for my fucking life on discord

LMFAOOOO

He had not considered this point.

The Swan Princess, by me

(The background looks like crap bc I didn't know that leaving the artwork kills the undo history)

FUCKING CACKLING ‘CAUSE, LIKE DARLING, JUJUBE, YOU TELL ME THIS WHILE I AM ACTIVELY PUKING MY GUTS UP WDYM???

love him tho

I’m rewatching Criminal Minds rn and a potential unsub’s name is “James Charles”… I’m fucking cackling

02x06

Morgan: look Petey! I lost a tooth!

Peter: wow! That's great Morgan! Are you excited for the tooth fairy to come visit you?

Morgan: yeah! I wanna see if she's nice or if she's as scary as people say she is!

Peter: what are you talking about? The tooth fairy isn't scary!

Morgan: but she takes peoples teeth! She must keep them in her mouth, so she must have LOADS of teeth! Lots of ity bity teeth in a HUGE mouth!

Peter: ...

Harley: well, at least she's excited about it?

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