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MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU

Holy fuck, this is amazing! Thank you, Author!

everything has its place (peter parker) part 2/?

summary: the last thing you want to do is sit in a class you don’t want to take but need in order to graduate. scratch that. the last thing you want to do is sit next to peter parker. 

notes: hello here is part 2 for the idea that exists in my brain 

warnings: types, probably. 

part one 

If there was one thing you knew for sure, it was that Peter somehow crawled his way under your skin. 

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im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

The prince of the ocean ◒

probs the last art of the year. Happy Holidays for those who celebrate! See y'all next year. x

Never knew Clavis was the actual, real purple guy! Does he work as anything else?

He is also Mario. And sometimes even Peach.

Not to be an obligatory Donation link post, but while we’re at it…

Planned Parenthood

NARAL Pro-Choice America

EMILY’s List

The National Abortion Federation

Center for Reproductive Rights

if you’re interested in donating, all of these orgs fight on a federal level to help ensure Women’s rights & Women’s right to choose. They aim to expand access to and provide resources about abortion, & elect federal officials who will support abortion rights

Nah bc I would do this. Absolutely un-ironically.

Who broke it?

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker* Y/n: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know. Everyone: Tony: ...I did. I broke it. Y/n: No. No you didn't. Steve? Steve: Don't look at me. Look at Natasha. Natasha: What?! I didn't break it. Steve: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken? Natasha: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken. Steve: Suspicious. Natasha: No, it's not! Clint : If it matters, probably not, but Thor was the last one to use it. Thor: Liar! I don't even drink that crap! Clint : Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier? Thor: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Clint ! Tony: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Y/n. Y/n: No! Who broke it!? Everyone: Clint : Y/n... Steve's been awfully quiet. Steve: rEALLY?! *Everyone starts arguing* Y/n being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. Y/n: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Y/n: Y/n: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

Just opened Spotify to this… my guy…

FUCKING CACKLING ‘CAUSE, LIKE DARLING, JUJUBE, YOU TELL ME THIS WHILE I AM ACTIVELY PUKING MY GUTS UP WDYM???

love him tho

I don't want to scare people, but if you are able to get pregnant and you live in a red or purple state in the US, you need to start making an emergency contingency plan for a complete ban on abortion in your state now. It is increasingly likely that Roe v. Wade will be nullified this summer when the Supreme Court decision on Dobbs v. Jackson Women's Health is announced, allowing states to set their own laws on abortion. If/when this happens, 23 states have the legislature in place to ban abortion and 29 total are hostile/lean hostile towards abortion and are likely to ban or heavily restrict it, according to the Guttmacher Institute. Only 16 are confidently pro-choice.

If you live in a state that is likely to repeal, are able to conceive, and especially if you are sexually active, you need to have a plan for avoiding pregnancy and a plan for if that plan fails, and the time to make it is now, not this summer when everyone around you is panicking.

Birth control access shouldn't be affected by this decision, but look into longer acting and more effective methods, like IUDs (99.995% effectiveness typical and perfect use) and subdermal implants (99.995% typical and perfect) over things like the pill (99+% perfect, 91% typical) or condoms alone (98% perfect, 82% typical) that are less effective and easier to lose access to, and use both a barrier method like a condom and a hormonal method if you can. Planned Parenthood has a list of methods sorted by effectiveness here. Plan B lasts about a year, and is considered effective for 72 hours after sex but drops exponentially in effectiveness as time passes: if you don't reliably have a spare $50 and access to a pharmacy that stocks Plan B or ellaOne, buy a back up Plan B when you're able to to ensure you can take emergency contraceptives as soon as possible for the best results.

Start tracking your cycle now: medication abortions are the only ones that can be self managed and are only possible up to 11 weeks after the start of your last period. Not after conception, after the first day of your last period. The effectiveness of medication abortion drops after 8 weeks pregnant, and some sources will say it's only effective up to week 10. If your next period is late and there's even a miniscule possibility you could be pregnant, take a pregnancy test immediately (the dollar store ones are the same as the expensive pharmacy tests). Don't wait to see if it shows up a couple weeks late or if next month's comes: by the time you reach your first missed period, you're already considered 4 weeks pregnant, and you need as much time as possible to coordinate an out of state abortion or a self managed abortion. Waiting for two missed periods puts you at 8 weeks pregnant, almost at the point where you need to start altering dosages for medication abortion to be effective. Don't cut it that close: it's better to waste a dollar on a test than have to seek out a second trimester abortion.

Have a plan for how you will get an abortion, both within the first 10 weeks and after. For early abortions, you will be able to self manage. Plan C, Aid Access, medicationabortion.com, Women on Web, and Women Help Women can all help you obtain the medications you need or information about how to use them, either by mailing them directly or by connecting you to resources: bookmark these.

For abortions past 10 or 11 weeks, things are more complicated, but they are not hopeless. You need to have a plan, though. Do you know where the nearest abortion clinic in a pro choice state is? Do you know how much that abortion will cost and how you will get that money, both for the clinic costs and the cost of travel, accommodations, and two to four days of lost wages? Do you know if they do in-clinic abortions (the only option after 10 weeks) or just medication abortions? What's the latest they can go? Look into local abortion funds or access support organizations. More will emerge as need increases, but scoping them out now will save valuable time and give you peace of mind. Some of the resources linked in the last paragraph may be able to help connect you as well.

Again, I'm not trying to incite panic here, but things are not looking good when it comes to abortion access in the United States, and you need to be prepared. Time is of the essence when it comes to abortions, even without restrictive bans, and having information and a plan before you lose access and especially before you get pregnant buys you time.

This is fantastic, thank you!

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐂𝐫𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐫𝐨𝐚𝐝𝐬

𝐏𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 | Sam Winchester x female reader

𝐒𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲 |  All this time, you’ve been certain that your feelings for Sam have been unrequited. Until you’re forced to make a demon deal to save the world and everyone you hold dear - and everything changes. Takes place at the end of season 7 (the one with the Leviathans). 

𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐭 |  angst with an ambiguous ending, protective Sam Winchester, romance 

𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭 | 6 k  

𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 |  angst with an ambiguous ending (let me know if I should write part 2 for this story!), canon-typical violence, blood 

𝐀𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬, 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞𝐬, 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐫𝐞𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐝🖤

The road to Hell, they say, is paved with good intentions.

It’s the truth, at least in your own case.

In all this time of hunting with the Winchesters, you should have learned to never strike a demon deal – least of all with the King of Hell himself.

And yet, it’s desperation that guided you here, to the lonely crossroads outside of town, underneath a night sky of towering clouds that suffocate the pale light of the stars. The air smells of rain and the coming storm. A first droplet falls down on you as you wait, running down your cheek like a stray tear. 

At first, nothing happens. There’s only the chill early-autumn wind that sweeps over the abandoned crossroads, making the stalks of dried corn that flank the lonely country road on all sides like silent sentinels sway and rustle; an eerie melody like a choir of whispering voices that sends shivers skittering down your spine like spiders.

“Do the demigods in flannel know you’ve strayed from the flock, little bird?”, Crowley’s voice drifts through the cold night, its dark timbre swirling in the air like the fog rising in the fields.

“Why?”, you quip with a belligerence that even surprises yourself, so in contrast to the frantic, frightened thrumming of your pulse, “Scared they’ll whip your ass if you make a deal with me, Crowley?”

Crowley’s answering chuckle is low, like the purr of a cat to match the feline smirk which plays on his lips while he strolls towards you with the slow steps of someone who knows he has all the time in the world. And in contrast to you…he has. Why hurry, when the prey sought him out all on its own?

“You know, of your pesky little party, you’re the one I’ve always liked best,” the demon finally drawls before coming to a halt in front of you, his glittering gaze sweeping over your surroundings before it comes to rest on you.

“Seems like I did something wrong, then.”

Another low, rumbling chuckle; another slow step towards you. The gleam in Crowley’s dark eyes is as unsettling as ever.

“Or right, considering you’ve called me here to make a deal.”

You’re clever enough to know this plan of yours is stupid beyond measure. It’s also the only ace left up your sleeve.

“I need your blood.”

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