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3 years ago

Everyone needs to know that over turning abortion is rooted in racism. No they don't want black and brown women to suffer (anymore than usual). They want more white women to be forced to carry to full term so that they (white people) don't loose the numerical majority and become a minority in America.

But please know, black and brown women will be affected by this. Black and brown women have some of the highest cases of maternal death during child birth. Experiencing complications more frequently which is a direct side effect of the racist health care system. White Republicans don't care about that the real goal is for them to increase the population of white people through any means necessary.

Please look up The Birth Dearth by Ben J. Wattenberg. (Spoiler alert its eugenics. It's all eugenics.)

Here is our girl Jane Elliot talking about it.

Here is an entry article to read about as well


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2 years ago

Morgan: look Petey! I lost a tooth!

Peter: wow! That's great Morgan! Are you excited for the tooth fairy to come visit you?

Morgan: yeah! I wanna see if she's nice or if she's as scary as people say she is!

Peter: what are you talking about? The tooth fairy isn't scary!

Morgan: but she takes peoples teeth! She must keep them in her mouth, so she must have LOADS of teeth! Lots of ity bity teeth in a HUGE mouth!

Peter: ...

Harley: well, at least she's excited about it?

1 year ago
Super Special Award For Every1 Who Survived ๐Ÿฅ‡

super special award for every1 who survived ๐Ÿฅ‡

9 months ago

Kirby, Metaknight, and a Deedee. (With Magalor in the background) Iโ€™m honestly the weakest one there, and Iโ€™ll take it.

You and the characters in your lockscreen wallpaper fight god.

1 year ago
Sorry To Everyone Whoโ€™s Enjoyed The Last 130 Years Of Science And Culture Journalism, But Disney Needs

Sorry to everyone whoโ€™s enjoyed the last 130 years of science and culture journalism, but Disney needs the money to fund Toy Story 9

3 years ago

Donโ€™t mind me, saving this for later ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰

Fic Writers I Recommend

by @jotypes

Just gonna make a big list of reader insert writers, and my favourite works from each of them <3

@amidalaraan

I adore Mar's writing style. She knows how to hook you in with clearly depicted emotions so easily, and it continues to resonate throughout the entire fic! Also my go to writer for angst <3

My Fave: Hope You Never Read This - Poe Dameron x Reader

โ†ณ angst, made me cry, death tw

@maharani-radha-writes

Priya is so good with details, like I'm talking fully realized worlds, things I would've never thought of, but it makes sense when you read it. Plus her writing makes me laugh, she has a great sense of humor :)

My Fave: Married to Your Work - Duke Leto x Reader

โ†ณ Slow burn, arranged marriage stuff, pretty funny, I live for Reader's internal thoughts

@no-mercy-bby

Sooo Mercy is obviously just one of my favourite people on here, because she's a total sweetheart and is also talented at writing to boot. I think she's great at writing characters! Somehow she knows exactly how each character would act in every scenario, it's never OOC. And she's great with fluff :D

My Fave: Dead to Me - Wade Wilson/Deadpool x Reader

โ†ณ Fluff, angst, multiverse shenanigans, made me sad and happy at the same time

@raincoffeeandfandoms

Rain is super inspiring, she's great at angst and enemies to lovers, which is something I'm trying to work on! Also she's really great if you love Evan Peters' characters.

My Fave: Mistakes (ongoing series) - Peter Maximoff x Reader

โ†ณ Enemies to Lovers, Medieval AU, angst, fluff, future smut

@whirlybirbs

Birbs is a multi-fandom writer who's works I'm not super familiar with yet, but the fic I did read? The emotions conveyed in it were so real and so potent. Really good grasp on how emotions build characters and all that.

My Fave: Reunion - Din Djarin x Reader

โ†ณ Friends to Lovers, fluff and comfort, a little angst

@foggywells

If I'm not mistaken, Olivia is a newer writer (please correct if I'm wrong!) but even so her writing already shows a great grasp on everything good about fic writing! Her fluff>>>>>

My Fave: This Ask Based On a Prompt - Matt Murdock x Reader

โ†ณ Basically just fluff but somehow perfect in a few words!

@lune-hime

Skye is a super awesome multi-fandom writer who somehow manages to write exactly like how the original media is written, even when there's a lot you gotta make up on your own.

My Fave: Family Outing - Logan Howlett x Reader

โ†ณ Fluff and angst, really cute, based off of Old Man Logan

@moonbeambucky

I love Bucky, and even though I've written for him, I haven't really gotten him as well as Tara has! Somehow even in AU works she keeps it as in character as possible

My Fave: The Guardian - Bucky Barnes x Reader

โ†ณ Demon AU, series, angst, fluff, depression, body issues, violence/torture, suicide***

@savage-snikt

She's a great writer for descriptive stuff, and I love that people still unabashedly love Logan out here :D (I miss the X-Men era of film)

My Fave: Easy Like a Sunshine Caf - Din Djarin x Reader

โ†ณ Fluff, part of the mando'a challenge, really just cute <3

@hufflepuffs-and-hozier

I've just found Thora but from what I've read, I really love her stuff! Dialogue and banter is just off the charts>>>>

My Fave: I've Already Lost - TASM!Peter Parker x Reader

โ†ณ Series, unrequited love kind of, angsty as hell but WORTH IT

@milkiane

Liane is awesome at fluff. It will make your heart clench but in the best way, because it's just that cute <3

My Fave: The Coolest Twinkie - Peter Maximoff x Reader

โ†ณ Just the fluffiest fluff that made me smile super hard

@inknopewetrust

Kelsey is another multi-fandom writer who always seems to know exactly how to write for every character, and her prose is so gripping- you always want to keep reading no matter what.

My Fave: When She Loved Me - Loki Laufeyson x Reader

โ†ณ Angst, death tw, made me real sad but in a good way

@bumblebeezer

Beez is crazy underrated. Definitely my go to writer for Din because she writes him so well, and I just can't describe how easy it is to digest her work but also feel smart for doing so :) <3

My Fave: Show Yourself - Din Djarin x Reader

โ†ณ Soulmate AU, Princess/Royalty AU, series, fluff and angst

@quicksilverownsmysoul

Kat is a go-to for Peter Maximoff. Trust me, I love every single one of her fics and she updates really frequently, too!

My Fave: Convenience Store - Peter Maximoff x Reader

โ†ณ Fluff, Peter being protective, just very cute <3

Have any suggestions of writers? Send me an ask and I'll check them out <3

3 years ago

This is fantastic, thank you!

๐“๐ก๐ž ๐‚๐ซ๐จ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ซ๐จ๐š๐๐ฌ

๐๐š๐ข๐ซ๐ข๐ง๐  | Sam Winchester x female reader

๐’๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐š๐ซ๐ฒ |ย  All this time, youโ€™ve been certain that your feelings for Sam have been unrequited. Until youโ€™re forced to make a demon deal to save the world and everyone you hold dear - and everything changes. Takes place at the end of season 7 (the one with the Leviathans).ย 

๐–๐ก๐š๐ญ ๐ญ๐จ ๐ž๐ฑ๐ฉ๐ž๐œ๐ญ |ย  angst with an ambiguous ending, protective Sam Winchester, romanceย 

๐–๐จ๐ซ๐ ๐œ๐จ๐ฎ๐ง๐ญ | 6 k ย 

๐–๐š๐ซ๐ง๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฌ |ย  angst with an ambiguous ending (let me know if I should write part 2 for this story!), canon-typical violence, bloodย 

๐€๐ฌ ๐š๐ฅ๐ฐ๐š๐ฒ๐ฌ, ๐ฅ๐ข๐ค๐ž๐ฌ, ๐œ๐จ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ฌ ๐š๐ง๐ ๐ซ๐ž๐›๐ฅ๐จ๐ ๐ฌ ๐š๐ซ๐ž ๐š๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ซ๐ž๐œ๐ข๐š๐ญ๐ž๐ ๐š๐ง๐ ๐ž๐ง๐œ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ๐š๐ ๐ž๐๐Ÿ–ค

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The road to Hell, they say, is paved with good intentions.

Itโ€™s the truth, at least in your own case.

In all this time of hunting with the Winchesters, you should have learned to never strike a demon deal โ€“ least of all with the King of Hell himself.

And yet, itโ€™s desperation that guided you here, to the lonely crossroads outside of town, underneath a night sky of towering clouds that suffocate the pale light of the stars. The air smells of rain and the coming storm. A first droplet falls down on you as you wait, running down your cheek like a stray tear.ย 

At first, nothing happens. Thereโ€™s only the chill early-autumn wind that sweeps over the abandoned crossroads, making the stalks of dried corn that flank the lonely country road on all sides like silent sentinels sway and rustle; an eerie melody like a choir of whispering voices that sends shivers skittering down your spine like spiders.

โ€œDo the demigods in flannel know youโ€™ve strayed from the flock, little bird?โ€, Crowleyโ€™s voice drifts through the cold night, its dark timbre swirling in the air like the fog rising in the fields.

โ€œWhy?โ€, you quip with a belligerence that even surprises yourself, so in contrast to the frantic, frightened thrumming of your pulse, โ€œScared theyโ€™ll whip your ass if you make a deal with me, Crowley?โ€

Crowleyโ€™s answering chuckle is low, like the purr of a cat to match the feline smirk which plays on his lips while he strolls towards you with the slow steps of someone who knows he has all the time in the world. And in contrast to youโ€ฆhe has. Why hurry, when the prey sought him out all on its own?

โ€œYou know, of your pesky little party, youโ€™re the one Iโ€™ve always liked best,โ€ the demon finally drawls before coming to a halt in front of you, his glittering gaze sweeping over your surroundings before it comes to rest on you.

โ€œSeems like I did something wrong, then.โ€

Another low, rumbling chuckle; another slow step towards you. The gleam in Crowleyโ€™s dark eyes is as unsettling as ever.

โ€œOr right, considering youโ€™ve called me here to make a deal.โ€

Youโ€™re clever enough to know this plan of yours is stupid beyond measure. Itโ€™s also the only ace left up your sleeve.

โ€œI need your blood.โ€

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1 year ago
We're Happy To Present The Long Anime Title Generator!

We're happy to present The Long Anime Title Generator!

Take a deep breath and reblog with your anime title. Would you watch the anime with Levi?

๐Ÿ”ธ Text version under the cut ๐Ÿ”ธ

YOUR BIRTH DAY 1-4: The Day 5-8: Mystery: 9-12: That Time 13-17: Once Upon A Time 18-21: Help! 22-25: In My Other Life 26-31: Last Night I Dreamt That

YOUR BIRTH MONTH Jan: I Died, Got Reincarnated And Feb: My Friends Decided To Play Ouija And Mar: I Was Sent To Another Dimension And Apr: The Girl of My Dreams Asked Me Out But I Rejected Her Because May: The World Was Ending And Jun: My Long Lost Friend Reappeared And Now Jul: My Future Self Traveled Back In Time, Now Aug: I Was Cursed By A Witch And Sep: I Lost All My Memories, Now Oct: I Was Possessed By An Evil Spirit And Nov: I Went To Heaven To Fight God, Now Dec: Senpai Finally Noticed Me But We Can't Be Together Because

YOUR BATTERY PERCENTAGE 1-10: I Became Best Friends With 11-20: My Boyfriend Turned Into 21-30: I'm Slowly Becoming 31-40: I Desperately Want To Kiss 41-50: My Girlfriend Is In Love With 51-60: My Biggest Enemy Is 61-70: I Fell In Love With 71-80: I Am Pregnant With 81-90: Every Time I Look In The Mirror I See 91-100: The Government Wants To Arrest Me For Adopting

YOUR SHIRT COLOR black: A Sexy Ghost blue: One Of My Clones green: A Tyrant King yellow: An Anxious Werewolf beige: A Vegan Vampire purple: A Cute Demon gray: An Alien brown: A Princess pink: A Worm white: My Evil Self orange: The Villain red: An Octopus Plush multi: You


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