Whats The Meaning Of Life? Son, Its Those Little Tiny Pumpkins. The Ones That Are Mad Small.  you Know

well thank gd i'll have amazon and toyota at pride instead of gorgeous men in leather harnesses ! that was a close one!

Eldritch abomination who threatens to show you "horrors beyond your comprehension" and then shows you a weird bug and it turns out they just think you're an idiot.

Something I’ve realised working in retail is that………..ppl just don’t fucking read……

Soulmates aren’t real, are they?

“It’s so cruel to let people love you. All you’re doing is promising to one day break their hearts.”

Capt. Peanutbutter

BoJack Horseman, S3E8

You’ve captured my love, stolen my heart, changed my life. Happy Birthday Freddie Mercury! | September 5th, 1946

😂Now I know what to do if I’m ever in a situation like this😂

How Loki should have survived...

Loki, being strangled by Thanos: *Whispers* harder daddy.

Thanos, dropping him: Bitch what the f-

Sometimes I look in the mirror and get really startled. Like I'm a living, breathing, tangible being who doesn't exist only in my imagination and people can actually see me? I am a human being like everyone else? Holy shit.

pleas e never forget this kingsman scene