never talk to me about your boy problems because my solution will always be to gone girl his ass. your man textin other bitches? Frame him for your murder
Instead of coal, Santa gave the bad kids COVID and the next super wave of the pandemic started. He had to go on the news and reveal himself to apologize as the good kids also got crazy sick.
It’s my favourite old man’s 100th birthday, so I had to draw a little something~ ♥
So my mom went to my job to buy something and all my coworkers were telling her how much they like me and that I’m really sweet etc. So my mom gets in the car and is all “I don’t know how it is everyone says you’re so sweet all I ever see is you moody”, like gee mom it’s almost as if my coworkers aren’t constantly picking on my weight, clothes, hair, skin, personality, etc.
bad bitches hang out with their mum coz they have no friends
It's so weird being the same age your parents were when they had you. What the heck was a baby doing with a baby?!
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Watching Dr. Death on Peacock like