I Keep Getting Spam Messages So I Gotta Tell Them I Have A Beautiful Husband (boyfriend) At Home (near

I keep getting spam messages so I gotta tell them I have a beautiful husband (boyfriend) at home (near me by online standards but bro still lives 45 minutes away by car) ⋌༼ •̀ ⌂ •́ ༽⋋

I Keep Getting Spam Messages So I Gotta Tell Them I Have A Beautiful Husband (boyfriend) At Home (near

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1 month ago
WOWOW!???!!??

WOWOW!???!!??

anyways

Super awesome Fruitbowl trivia !

WOWOW!???!!??

Even tho I don't want it to be explicitly tied to his gender, Fruitbowl's ability to change forms (outfits...???) does (by extension) represent gender identity !! Fruitbowl has three forms, to represent masculinity, femininity, and androgyny respectively. At least that's partially what they represent - outright they're more supposed to show & change based on how Fruitbowl feels.

His changing of forms is not something he can control. It started at some point, and it's been happening ever since, he can't stop it.

A majority of Fruitbowl's miniature bit of lore revolves in some way around identity as a whole. Before he started randomly changing forms, he sort of lacked a sense of self. He was just "a medicine seller", doing his job, what more would there be?

While the forms themselves felt a lot more comfortable to him than his former look, he thought of it as something shameful and out of order. He felt like a part of him he'd been desperately trying to keep alive had just been brutally killed off, replaced by something completely out of his control. (Teehee now I get to draw Fruitbowl dramatically holding his past form.........)

The start of him changing forms allowed and basically pushed him into actual self expression and simply realizing he actually has things to express..!!!! It took a while for him to adjust to, but it's something he holds very dear now....

Silly dude !!!!!


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2 weeks ago
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Hi, I'm NURSEFAILURE!!! Except that is nawt my name obviously that's just my branding (???)

I'm Ryver!! I am a queer (fuck labels) west-german (MINOR) dude who spends too much time nitpicking at his own code and contemplating whether to actually do something or just procrastinate and scroll on tumblr/twitter/tiktok for hours...

I go exclusively by He/Him and masc/neutral terms, though I AM Agender!!! Except that's just what I paste for clarity because the concept of gender doesn't make sense to me lmao I'm just me bro

My interests lie in a variety of things, such as coding, writing, playing games (like NIKKE, lots of Visual novels, cookie run, pokemon...) And more. One of my biggest current interests is SW and the nightlife industry, but not from an angle of appeal and moreso the topic as a whole! It's insanely interesting to me and my sona is based on kyabakura hostesses for that same reason RAHH

I am taken!! I have been for about 2.9 years (as of 14.05.25) and that by my absolute godsend sunshine of a partner ( @certifiedsungod ) , talking about him is a big chunk of my personality so like beware /silly

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I am a(n aspiring) game dev, specifically the founder of LUMAR EXPRESS ENTERTAINMENT 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ .... Which consists of exactly three depressed homos (me, the coder and writer, Phrog the artist #1 and musician and Liv the artist #2 and emotional support) but that's besides the point LOL

I love thinking about my projects, specifically PROJECT LUMAR.... huge ginormous projects that I want to make my career (hopefully)

PROJECT LUMAR is a category of projects I have crammed into the same overall world,, LUMAR!! Wow you couldn't have guessed that huh /j anyhow..

LUMAR encompasses 355 countries as of present time in lore (yes, I do enjoy torturing myself) and the projects work to bring awareness to a variety of topics while also encouraging proper representation with well-written lore. (No one stays one dimensional in MY household) As of now we're still in the concept stage and will remain buried there for a LONG time,,,

Currently we only have one MC finished and designed and that is coincidentally my sona.... Ryver Miya’moro! Before you ask he literally had the name Ryver first I literally snatched it off of him and it's been my irl and online name since 🙂‍↕️

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Now that I have mentioned my shayla I obviously have to talk about him

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Art by my beloved, aka certifiedsungod

Ryver Miya’moro

(“Ryver” lumarian for “to be wrathful/wrath-filled + Miya’moro, lumarian for courageous (Miiyaa) and beast (mo’oro) )

Is the #1 hostess of Kiyokami (located within the region TRAP’E MAR KAMIR, lumarian “ki’yyo” defining + “ka’mi” future, a cyberpunk “paradise” known for its nightlife and racing) as well as a champion racer who frequently wins international cups.

He may be a trans man, but he uses the fact of being afab to his advantage to garner fame and love from people in Kiyokami and even internationally. He works at IIKO++, a popular hostess club known for its bunny (suit) theme owned by his adoptive mother with his adoptive siblings.

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Logo of IIKO++ in lumarian, designed by me!

Outside of work Ryver is way more timid, preferring to be cooped up in his penthouse apartment that is part of a complex belonging to his racing team. He spends his time collecting figures of his favorite queer pairings, being especially picky about food, buying all sorts of things with his boundless amounts of money (and overspending on charities), coding, posting freaky stuff on social media for his fans or working on androids. Yes, robots! He loved building those and will fight tooth and nail to build you a functional prosthetic if you even *dare* to exist next to him with an old looking one.

When not in his half-bubbly half-freakish-dominatrix hostess sona he's generally a MEANIE. In the sense he'll gladly tell you to fuck off if you get an inch too close to him. He has mood swings and anger issues (which shine when he's on the race track, he's Kiyokami's very own Max Verstappen) but he's mostly angry due to unexplained pain in his whole body.. (Wow I wonder who that is based on!! Haha...) He prefers being on his own but usually doesn't mind company unless said company is annoying.

He owns a pet bunny called Cookie, a white fur ball with black and brown spots. A feral creature. She bites. She will bite you in the ass. Watch out.

Errr I can't say too much I'll be spoiling future games so you get basic information yay!!

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Back to ME over my sona uehehe...

I have a spending problem I love commissioning artists UAUAUAJAJAUUA

“nursefailure” aka my whole branding comes from my trauma regarding hospitals, I use hospital related stuff to expose myself to it and cope with what happened there. It is really really dear to me because it keeps me from TWEAKING OUT /j

I also go by “hostessfailure” for similar reasons. I don't like unhealthy coping mechanisms (2 years SH clean, baby!) Annnd using my interest in nightlife and hospital stuff to cope with all the SHIT life puts me through really really helps!! So no I will unlikely conform to the idea that teens aren't supposed to talk about sexual shit. I am COPING!!!! I have HORMONES!!!!!! (And hypersexuality) learning and coping using this stuff is keeping me healthy and as close to happy as I can get in my current environment

Before you come with internet safety; yes, I know. But I also have a group of friends I can unleash on any hoe trying any funny shit + it's an integral part of interacting with me so it IS kinda important because I tend to ramble about it.

That out of the way I WILL massively try to befriend you! social interaction is scared of me!!! Jokes aside I am social. When I want to be. 90% of the time I just don't want to.

I don't have a strict dni (they don't make sense to me) but I WILL block freely. Also if you don't like my partner for any ungodly reason I will bite you and I will not wanna conform to your shit nonsense!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Also don't stalk me that's fucking weird

Uhh BYI I swear a lot!!! I make sexual jokes, not about people but just in general!!!!! I have strict opinions, especially politically and I will loudly voice them!!! I can be self-deprecating without realizing it. I joke about a lot of my trauma to cope. I am prone to talking about my partner a TON so if you don't like that get out. I have a problem of trying to correct people (trying to be helpful) but I understand if you don't enjoy that.

I talk about the stupid unexplained pain I have, bodywide pain that sometimes is near immobilizing for me!!!!!! Yes I'm getting test after test rn,,,,, doctor stop snatching my blood I'm gonna go dryyyyyy /silly

Oh yeah also if your ass is friends with the groomer (floof18 / lucindaraptor) and won't let me educate you on WHY they're a pedophile and a creep I don't wanna talk to you!!!

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Some of the tags I use frequently!!

#nursefailure posting — everything me

#ryver shitposts — reposts and other bs

#returninglotus — me && beloveds gayass pokemon bw ocs!!

Anyways that's it yeay I may punch more stuff in in thefuture


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3 months ago

Me when I do pokemon oc lore on a whim!!!!

Ryver standing with Bede at the counter (he follows him everywhere because on god he doesn't know what else to do)

Me When I Do Pokemon Oc Lore On A Whim!!!!

Also Ryver silently observing everything ↓↓↓

Me When I Do Pokemon Oc Lore On A Whim!!!!

He was like “you fight I'll take away the wishing stars” but ended up just watching instead (ˊ˘ˋ*)


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3 months ago

Updated version of this thing..

Updated Version Of This Thing..

I forgot Tyrant's scars in the first one ...

Also

Azelf human design?? Yay!!


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3 months ago

Sasa Lele

Sasa Lele
Sasa Lele

He was never corrected on this

He never learned

Sasa Lele
Sasa Lele

I wanted to just draw N but then I remembered this fun fact I came up with

I could make another Fridolin infodump but I feel like I've been doing far too many of those 🙀


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3 months ago

NOT FRIDOLIN

But also an oc who is in Unova......

NOT FRIDOLIN

My son Tyrant before/during the horrors of legends Arceus...

NOT FRIDOLIN

Him...... in modern times

Trying to rejoin society

LORE DUUMP !!

Short AU explanation / the important changes to characters for completion purposes : Tyrant & Volo were created by Arceus as representatives of pokemon & humans respectively . They're considered Arceus' sons . They are both immortal , Tyrant can shapeshift tho , which Volo can't .

The reason why Tyrant isn't in Sinnoh is because he went and followed the only family he had left after his brother ( Volo ) disappeared .. that family was . Just Lian btw .

After Lian's inevitable death and Tyrant's inevitable living on because of immortality , Tyrant decided to go back to his " intended by g o d " way of living ... taking the form different pokemon and living as those instead of trying to fit in with humans .

NOT FRIDOLIN

Tyrant and Volo were supposed to be both representatives for pokemon & humanity separately , however , together they were supposed to represent and keep up a healthy bond between pokemon and humans . This didn't really work out with Volo's attempt at overthrowing Arceus and recreating the world , and Tyrant preventing him from doing so , after which Volo disappeared .

Tyrant feels like , so long as he and Volo aren't on good terms and as long as Volo is still considered missing to him and the other deities , pokemon and humans should be kept at sort of a distance from one another . Distance in the sense that , for example , humans shouldn't attempt to learn the language of pokemon ...

NOT FRIDOLIN

These two !

My brain went ahead and expanded on their relationship specifically because it seemed like a fun idea to me . N is Tyrant's horror scenario . A human raised mostly by pokemon , a human who connects to pokemon better than to other humans and therefore a human who's acting out of line . Someone who's endangering the , in Tyrant's opinion , already fragile stability of the world . Tyrant often attempts to offer N help in the form of ( very badly ) trying to teach him how to interact with other people . N actually knows better how to do this than Tyrant does .. Tyrant at first mostly really doesn't realize that a lot of his comments come off as really mean spirited . He doesn't in any way mean to offend N , he also isn't aware of the fact that he's occasionally straight up called N's entire life wrong .

NOT FRIDOLIN

They are friends tho !!

I just think they're neat . Best buds who ( after Tyrant finally accepts that N speaking to pokemon & understanding them isn't the end of the world ) gossip about human mannerisms they find weird with a group of Pidove . They are awesome , trust ..

NOT FRIDOLIN

Doodle !!


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2 months ago

Krasser Scheiß.

Also pink AbsolRen (Absol + Koren) the irony of him being absol is on purpose and I am constantly laughing at it (born in hoenn, both mistaken as doombringers..... lol.)

Krasser Scheiß.

Oh no

Oh No

Fridolin but he's a pokemon.

Also

Oh No

I don't actually know why but my brain latched onto the idea that Zinzolin has to be a Mienshao. It just happened kinda.... I had a vision trust

Oh No
Oh No

This is 99% unserious and just for fun so uhm..

Cinccino Ghetsis

He was actually supposed to be a Serperior if I had taken this seriously and if I could draw Serperior which I can't so yeah

Oh No
Oh No
Oh No

Yay??


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3 months ago

Same goes for our favorite freak Koren... Over at @korenlovesfridolin (ˊ˘ˋ*)

Evil evil laughter

Couldn't resist the urge to make a blog for my oc specifically...

Evil Evil Laughter

My silly billy!! @plasmagruntfridolin heueueueueu

The joy and whimsy of making an rp account ...


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2 months ago

Hello...

Bullshitting around because this is actually SO B2W2 Fridolin accurate.. not really B2W2 but like. The year before that or something. Valid (???) crash out when you realize your old man boss is in fact in love with another old man.

Also Fridolin's so far nameless friend appearance.....!!!!!!


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3 months ago

FRIDOLIN LORE RUNDOWN except it's not necessarily fleshed out yet and a lot of it still very " for plot reasons this happens " I think ( also forgive my terrible comma placing skills )

FRIDOLIN LORE RUNDOWN Except It's Not Necessarily Fleshed Out Yet And A Lot Of It Still Very " For Plot

HAPPY FRIDOLIN !

Fridolin never joined team plasma , he was essentially raised with team plasma as part of his life . He's the grandson of one of the seven sages ( Bronius ) and never had any chance or reason to leave team plasma .

Of course he wasn't an active working member up until he was around 15 ( He's around 17 during the events of bw ) , though he was allowed to tag along with his parents to e.g. speeches by Ghetsis and whatnot .

Despite having been raised with it , Fridolin never cared much for team plasma's plans . He believes in their ideals , very much so , but the working aspect of it all never appealed to him . Throughout his time as a regular grunt most of his work assignments were to tag along with any of the sages and act as a sort of makeshift bodyguard for them , he never liked that . A lot of the time Fridolin would use his " authority " ( the excuse that he can do anything because of his ancestry ) to avoid work , sneaking off with his partner to do whatever , and avoid being told on by his coworkers . He was able to get away with this both because of his incredible skills as convincing his grandfather to excuse this " singular mishap " ( sobbing until he got his way ) or simply because it went unnoticed due to lack of reports .

He isn't exactly of much significance to the canon bw story , since he'd be mostly goofing off during all of it . During the " end " of bw's story , Fridolin is just scurrying to evade capture seeing as his parents ditched without him , and his grandfather is obviously with the other sages still . At some point throughout this , his first and partner pokemon , Reuniclus / Squishy is fatally wounded ! Meanwhile Fridolin , with the panic and chaos going on in his brain , manages to run himself straight into some fire type pokemon's attack . ( This is kinda very much some " for plot reasons " stuff until I figure it out properly )

He ends up with a group of other grunts , sticking with them and then , eventually , joining team neo plasma , because he seeks the comfort and stability of his old life .

FRIDOLIN LORE RUNDOWN Except It's Not Necessarily Fleshed Out Yet And A Lot Of It Still Very " For Plot

I exaggerated when I wrote that he ran straight into that attack maybe ..

His time in team neo plasma is when he really gets indoctrinated with their goals and beliefs , or at least when this indoctrination starts translating into actual devotion to his job . He gets tossed right back into his old work , except this time more exclusively , as a " bodyguard " type thing for Z i n z o l i n .

Silly image

FRIDOLIN LORE RUNDOWN Except It's Not Necessarily Fleshed Out Yet And A Lot Of It Still Very " For Plot

This time around even more vulnerable to manipulation , Fridolin quickly falls into the belief that things would've gone better for him during the fall of the initial team plasma if he'd " just done his job right " . His job as in being present to support the sages .

Fridolin basically forces himself into focusing entirely on his job and his " obligations to team plasma " . He feels he has to make up for all his negligence in the past , believing anything he used to do , or the people he was close to , to be a distraction .

Fridolin is put into somewhat of a position of authority , or at least that's the pretend of it all , he has the authority but he was pretty much only given his position to put more pressure on him and therefore heighten his wish for good performance . ( Is this too much inspired by N ?? ) His rank isn't much more than , like I mentioned , personal bodyguard , but in front of him it's put on a pedestal and made out to be a position in which he has to perform perfectly , unless he wants everything to crumble and fail .

All his joy and whimsy gone !

I have yet to even try and figure out what's up with post b2w2 Fridolin , since I'm still trying to properly work out all of his established lore and whatnot , but I'll get there eventually !! Wrote this impulsively with an unethical lack of sleep , nvm spelling mistakes or anything like that . 😿😿😿

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