Latest Posts by num-1-weezer-fan - Page 3

forgetting your headphones at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times

not to be dramatic but the trauma of being a daughter is real and my relationship with my mother is and will always be one of the most devastating and complex relationships i will ever experience

Nothing would make me happier than having someone buy me outfits they think would look pretty on me

“baby girl” “princess” “my baby” “my girl” “my love” “my good girl” “my sweet girl” “angel”

someday 🐞

in the club tearing the fuck out of my fingernails and cuticles

out of the backyard gang baljeet is one of the worst to make into a coffee table. ferb would also be pretty bad. phineas and isabella would be mid because they have those bigass heads but the skinny bodies. might be worse than baljeet and ferb if you're a person who cares about symmetry. buford would objectively make the best coffee table because his silhouette has the most evenly-spaced surface area. now if you wanna talk about pnf characters in general i think pet mode perry would be the best coffee table out of all of them

every single time time i try to check facebook marketplace for furniture i get jumpscared by this (admittedly sick) custom baljeet coffee table

*trying to call a woman beautiful but i've forgotten how to engage other humans in conversation* girl, you remind me of architecture

Grown over

*seductively* would you.. be interested in doing a unfunny bit with me sometime.. just the two of us..

nothing bottom jeans and boots with the nothing

i also woke up in the middle of the night today and i felt the impulse to grab my phone but not even joking i stopped myself by conjuring this image in my brain so i just went back to sleep

cats are really useful for when you need a small animal to sit 10-15 feet away from you and stare at you with unceasing neutrality

that coolguy person is right lol. i csnt put my finger on it but you seem four meal your...squints

i guess we’ll never know……… 😼😼😼

Peculiar . i wonder who this is!

HMMMMM

all i want for christmas is BOO!!! - mariah scary

be possessive over meee 😫😫😫 like pls keep your arm around my waist anywhere we go so that anyone who sees me will know that i'm taken, leave hickeys all over my neck for people to see, fuck me in the club bathroom after some girl tried to make a move on me just plsss ☹️☹️

genuinely the idea that not caring about the lives of fellow human beings makes you more rational is far more widespread than it should be. if you never bother to learn cognitive empathy your own life will be worse anyway. and while some people see cognitive empathy as a default, I believe that's not true. "out of touch" would not exist as a concept if everyone had adequate cognitive empathy to navigate relationships and life in general. just #thoughts

no i’m not thinking about her dripping pussy or how it would feel in my mouth. definitely not thinking about licking up the mess and shoving my tongue inside her

Hate when websites are like "We see you have adblock. Will you turn it off..For Us? 🥺" Like stop being desperate I am married to ublock origin

How do i explain to someone that half of the things i listen to on Spotify is literally just white men singing about weird shit while screaming into the mic

oo wee oo

i think it's fundamental to ruin your sleep schedule for the woman you're in love with. Yep. You agree.

the chaotic urge to slip “good girl” into a casual conversation just to watch your reaction.

non sexual intimacy!!!! bathing together, washing each other, playing with each other's hair, kissing every inch of their body, writing love letters on their back with your finger, connecting their moles and freckles to create constellations on their skin, running your hands up and down their thighs, ugh just expressing physical love without it having to be about sex!!!!