Nozescaramelizadas - •❅──✧❅✦❅✧──❅•

i dragged my dad into a spirit halloween the other day, and as we’re walking out, he turns to me and says “i think i get it now. halloween is gay christmas”

he does get it

dash is dead im teleporting to the past

https://www.tumblr.com/dashboard?max_post_id=606474489540042752

I lost it at "cheap and affordable". not in my country, it isn't. downloading pirated ebooks is what's cheap and mobile. however, it depends on the cloud, like you said.

Happy birthday to my period! 🥳

It was on this day, September 11th of 2008, that I had bloody panties for the first time. 15 years ago! It's my uterus' quinceañera 🥰 heheheh

a fanart of catradora dancing paso doble from  @sunsetcatra ‘s “let’s dance, etheria” chapter 2 🌈🧡🤍💕

btw, happy worker's day, everyone!

Everyone who's hyped for the movie or loves the musical PLEASE READ it's so good

Effeminate dentist: You need to brush more on your gums-- hold on why am I "effeminate?" What? I'm literally just a normal dentist. A masculine one, even.

Me: (struggling to speak through the dentist's fingers) youw weren't shupposhed to shee that

the problem with me is if there's cured meats and cheese around i will be eating those