This Is How Dreamscapers Ended. I Was There, I Was Bill’s Bow Tie.

He’s stuck in a suitcase somewhere in a well on the moon, but it’s ok because he has college level books with him.

reblog if you love women

They’d either be chaotic best friends that judge everyone around them, or equally chaotic enemies that also judge everyone.

Someone needs to get Kaz Brekker, Artemis Fowl, and Five in the same room together.

I haven’t seen anybody talk about this yet, so I’m going to. What in the world is Crowley doing when he’s carrying around a stack of books, gets distracted and literally throws said stack of books to the other side of the bookshop? Like is he reorganizing them to how they were or…

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

Can someone please explain to me what Trenton Lee Stewart was thinking by making not only Number Two be described looking like a pencil, but also her real name being Pencilla? Also, her preferred name being Number Two? Like the number two pencil? Like, was he just like writing with a number two pencil and was having a hard time picking out a name for her, looked down, and said “Ah, well isn’t there an idea.” Like WHY! I LOVE IT BUT WHY!!??

Stop it. Kaz knows poetry. WELL THAT EXPLAINS A LOT!!!!!!

It is complete.

@convolutedblasphemy  thanks for making the lyrics. It made me laugh, so I had to draw out what I envisioned in my head.

This was fun to make! Please let me know what your favorite face is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpJPeVRKI0k

OH MY FUCKING GOD

I'm going to cry??????? thank you so much for this, this is INCREDIBLE

(ORIGINAL POST IDEA AND LYRICS)

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Something that I noticed, but is probably super obvious or overthinking, but in the scene that Alastor talks about how “one can become accustomed” to being at the hotel with the others he’s still distant. He’s put himself higher than the rest of the hotel (until Nifty comes up with him). He never flat out says that he himself is becoming accustomed, but that one could, showing both his words and physical distance from the rest of the hotel. It’s also a really sweet scene that shows a bit more of his dynamic with Nifty, not really getting a scene with them by themselves so far in the show. I don’t know, it’s just really interesting to me how he not only distances himself away, puts himself higher, and then shows that he has his own way of caring directly. Which is kinda of a common theme with him, the situation with Mimzy for example?

CAN ALINA AND MAL STOOOOOOP BEING SO LOVEY DOVEY FOR TWO SECONDS PLEASE!!!!! I LOVE THAT YOUR IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER BUT WHYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!! I WANT THE CROOOOOWS BAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭