I Wish Every Day That Sirius Could’ve Had Tiktok Because I Know His Ass Would’ve Loved Saying ‘I

Manifold nation, how we feeling

Revisiting fnaf now and it’s giving vibes of when you’ve already made your point in an essay so you just keep yapping to hit the word count. No hate at all, I can just tell that Scott did NOT know that he was going to have this much story so he went with the ‘yes and’ strategy

The fact that no one on that island approached Jack for help only to immediately realize that he was on the verge of a panic attack is insane. They’re like ‘damn this leader guy is sweating profusely and nervously muttering about his commitment issues, I think I should ask him to help me on my horrifically dangerous side quest.’ The best part is he says yes every time.

I think the white hot rage I feel in my soul when I see an ad with an AI voice narrator could burn a hole through that freak’s metal box car

‘Because he’s the only one who’ll have me’

Oh my fucking god everytime I think he’s finally peaked that freak says something even gayer.

Walton Goggins, you will always be famous

I’ve been rewatching lost again and I never realized how funny Locke is. Like someone will be having a breakdown and he’ll just appear, tell a story that’s only 30% related to the situation, refuse to elaborate and then leave. Nobody doing it like him

Every time I procrastinate I think about how Hannibal was not only practicing psychiatry, doing an absurd amount of hobbies, keeping an active social life and killing people BUT he also made time to horrifically manipulate his crush to lengths previously unheard of in human nature.

Hate watching Twin Peaks because they’ll drop the most out of pocket line that goes hard as fuck but because of how ridiculous it is there is absolutely no situation where you can use it, “I like my coffee black as midnight on a moonless night” fuck you special agent Dale Cooper, I’ll kill you

As someone who has personally experienced a gay situationship I feel like we should give more props to Gi-hun for managing to keep it together. I know if I had a deranged woman looking at me like that I’d be doing whatever she told me to do