The pull to actually watch Supernatural after being in a small fandom for so long is real. I’ve been surviving on 20 fics of my comfort character and that quarter million is calling me like crack
Me when I have to face the consequences of my actions
(I had chocky milk despite knowing that I can in fact not tolerate milk)
What you gotta understand about my Lost analysis is that I'm watching it like it's Succession, everyone is a unique version of fucked up and no one is winning
Is there a reason for this urge, like it’s genuinely been plaguing me for years and now my friends think I’m autistic
I don’t even watch survivor for the contestants, I just like watching Jeff have the absolute time of his life. I know he is absolutely thrilled every time they start arguing at council or bickering during challenges. Jeff Probst has found away to live in a constant hot girl summer and we need to start acknowledging it
Gonna have to start adopting the brilliant Dr Van Helsing strategy of shouting obscure metaphors and riddles at the homies when they aren’t on board with my insane schemes until they are too confused to say no
Hate watching Twin Peaks because they’ll drop the most out of pocket line that goes hard as fuck but because of how ridiculous it is there is absolutely no situation where you can use it, “I like my coffee black as midnight on a moonless night” fuck you special agent Dale Cooper, I’ll kill you
Funny how the least stable person on the island somehow became the unanimous leader. If I had to bet on which survivor I could most easily make cry in an argument it is without a doubt Jack. One well timed dad remark and my man is crumbling like a house of cards.