Consider: Crabs.... But With Paws

i just saw someone with their blood type in their tumblr bio like what???  like the paramedics are gonna be like “quick check her tumblr account”

🐳😭😁✨🖤

Your fifth most recent emoji is what your soulmate thinks about you

Bold of you to assume channie isnt always 'drawling'

Incorrect Skz texts

Hyunjin: Channie~

Chan: what?

Hyunjin: have I told you how handsome you look today? Like you’re literally glowing

Chan: how much do you want?

Hyunjin: do you think so little of me? I’m offended

Chan:*drawls* oh really

Hyunjin: yep, I don’t want anything but if you insist ... can I have $50

Chan:

skz playing among us

chan: actually tries to finish tasks and tries to find who the imposter

minho: the imposter that kills everyone

changbin: gets randomly accused for no reason

hyunjin: the one that get killed first by the imposter

jisung: the one that accuse everyone for no reason hence why changbin got voted out first

felix: screams or swears everytime he gets accused of being imposter when he's actually the crewmates

seungmin: the one that actually got everyone to convince he's not the imposter even though he is

jeongin: the one that accidently reveal himself to everyone that he's the imposter by going through the vent

MY GODS

Crescent Neptune

this scene always cracked me up as a kid

*dying at her response*

Kinda wanna hear this hot tub story 🤔

nothing special sometimes you're just a pent up teen and there are jets in the hot tub ok

Frobert put 2:30 PM on all his invitations. Maybe all his friends are just 6 hours late…

Today I called a girl homophobic as a joke and she almost started crying

I just read a fanfic on wattpad that had me crying so hard i had to change out my fucking pillowcase

Jesus Christ almighty