What The Fucj

"I feel like im being threatened by a cupcake."

[SKZ]

Jeongin : You have no idea what I'm capable of

Seungmin : don't take it personal, but I feel like I'm being threatened by a cupcake

Incorrect Skz texts

Chan: what if plants are just waiting for us to decompose so that they can absorb us and are just giving us oxygen to keep us alive till the end, because our only purpose is to be their food

Felix: du-

Felix: dude are you okay?

MY GODS

Crescent Neptune

Today I called a girl homophobic as a joke and she almost started crying

The above post is entirely true. I'm not saying I hate all Europeans. Hell, my mother is 100% european. My biological father gave me tierally everything else. Im everything.

But when the europeans came over on their stupid little ships and decided that the natives were "Savages", they wiped out almost an entire goddamn species just to starve us, gave us blankets and diseases and said "we're taking you to a better place" proceeded to make countless tribes walk the Trail of Tears, and kill most along the way, that's when I get pissed the fuck off.

When people find out I'm native in my actual social groups, i get treated differently. Like people either hate me or are afraid of me.

I'm not sure whether or not the Nisqually tribe walked that trail. Im not. I didn't personally suffer, so im not going to say 'woe is me'.

Im going to say stop erasing Native history. Stop shutting us out because Natives WERE HERE FIRST.

And please for the love of whoever you fucking pray to: Keep your Colonization 'techniques' to your fucking self

Me in 1 sentence

I'm such a "pretends to be fine so no one suspects anything and then cries cause no one realized that I wasn't fine" kinda person

fuckin tRUE

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

fucks sake

I agree with @fuzzynecromancer its me and my friends at a sleepover

A crossword magazine told me that "... Giraffes don't have vocal cords". Idk why the ominous ellipsis was necessary, but they put it there

the crossword was lying to you, giraffes actually DO have vocal chords! that fact is an old wives tale that spread around because giraffes are a pretty quiet bunch. but they’re just the strong and silent type. 

giraffes have a larynx the same as other ungulates, which they occasionally use to bleat, honk, chortle, chorble, and.... make a horrifically ominous humming noise at night. look, there’s your cursed fact right there.

(horror movie sounds-effect humming starts at 0:23)