Damnit

i just saw someone with their blood type in their tumblr bio like what???  like the paramedics are gonna be like “quick check her tumblr account”

BEAUTIFUL

The ocean is sentient and she’s a pretty lady with water hair! Trust me, I went to science school.

I agree with @fuzzynecromancer its me and my friends at a sleepover

A crossword magazine told me that "... Giraffes don't have vocal cords". Idk why the ominous ellipsis was necessary, but they put it there

the crossword was lying to you, giraffes actually DO have vocal chords! that fact is an old wives tale that spread around because giraffes are a pretty quiet bunch. but they’re just the strong and silent type. 

giraffes have a larynx the same as other ungulates, which they occasionally use to bleat, honk, chortle, chorble, and.... make a horrifically ominous humming noise at night. look, there’s your cursed fact right there.

(horror movie sounds-effect humming starts at 0:23)

skz playing among us

chan: actually tries to finish tasks and tries to find who the imposter

minho: the imposter that kills everyone

changbin: gets randomly accused for no reason

hyunjin: the one that get killed first by the imposter

jisung: the one that accuse everyone for no reason hence why changbin got voted out first

felix: screams or swears everytime he gets accused of being imposter when he's actually the crewmates

seungmin: the one that actually got everyone to convince he's not the imposter even though he is

jeongin: the one that accidently reveal himself to everyone that he's the imposter by going through the vent

True true

Chan: Felix you are my best friend and I would do anything for you

Felix: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule

Chan: almost anything

So fuckin true

fucks sake

fuckin tRUE

the inherent tension between the acronyms JFC, JFK, and KFC .......

my biggest pet peeve wiht the english language is that you don’t have sin/sina

in swedish if u have two people who use the same pronoun u can always tell whos doing what bc its like ‘han tog sin väska’ (he took his[own] bag) and ‘han tog hans väska’ would be that he took the other persons bag

but in english its like if u have 2 ppl w/ the same pronoun:

“she took her bag” whose bag????WHose BAG was it her OWN bag or the other her’s bag??????????????

“he ate his donuts” were the donuts his own???? did he fucking eat someone elses donuts??? YIU DONT KNOW bc english is a bullshit language