Countdown To Binnie’s Bday

I agree with @fuzzynecromancer its me and my friends at a sleepover

A crossword magazine told me that "... Giraffes don't have vocal cords". Idk why the ominous ellipsis was necessary, but they put it there

the crossword was lying to you, giraffes actually DO have vocal chords! that fact is an old wives tale that spread around because giraffes are a pretty quiet bunch. but they’re just the strong and silent type. 

giraffes have a larynx the same as other ungulates, which they occasionally use to bleat, honk, chortle, chorble, and.... make a horrifically ominous humming noise at night. look, there’s your cursed fact right there.

(horror movie sounds-effect humming starts at 0:23)

Okay but what if frogs had wings?

Love this more than punchung people and that says alot

:/

reblog and put your biggest toxic trait in the tags

like ??? how r u gonna tell me how to pronounce my own name ?????

What genius-

same