Look At Felix' Face Hes Awesome

fucks sake

Jesus Christ its all true: They're taking over us

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

MY GODS

Crescent Neptune

Density map of stars on national flags

skz playing among us

chan: actually tries to finish tasks and tries to find who the imposter

minho: the imposter that kills everyone

changbin: gets randomly accused for no reason

hyunjin: the one that get killed first by the imposter

jisung: the one that accuse everyone for no reason hence why changbin got voted out first

felix: screams or swears everytime he gets accused of being imposter when he's actually the crewmates

seungmin: the one that actually got everyone to convince he's not the imposter even though he is

jeongin: the one that accidently reveal himself to everyone that he's the imposter by going through the vent

Okay people fucking storytime.

So i live in an apartment building, on the second of the two levels.

We have a balcony. Both my parents are tobacco smokers, so when they go out on the patio for a cigarrete, I have 3-6 minutes to do whatever the fuck i want sneakily.

So mom went outside and as she did so, my little sister jumped on the dog. The dog squeaked like a firework and acted the same way, wildly running around the house and knocking over a lamp while my little sister sits on the livivg room floor giggling like a manic. What mom did not know, about the situation however, was that when the dog knocked over the lamp, she knocked over my succulents. Which were hiding... *things*... In the dirt (a set of keys, 3 throwing knives, and a bloody towel. I had a really bloody nose one day from being nervous and the towel was hidden in between the pot and the plant holder itself. The throwing knives were in there for easy access and the keys were hidden there for reasons i cant discuss without getting arrested.)

Anywho. Im hurriedly trying to pick up my stashed items when

A fucking knife is lodged into my shirt lodging into a wall.

My little sister smiled innocently, and then I saw it: my dog had her paw on a fucking stool.

SHE CATAPULTED A THROWING KNIFE AT ME

Incorrect Skz texts

Chan: what if plants are just waiting for us to decompose so that they can absorb us and are just giving us oxygen to keep us alive till the end, because our only purpose is to be their food

Felix: du-

Felix: dude are you okay?

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Your fifth most recent emoji is what your soulmate thinks about you

Flashback to the time i forgot pennsylvania was a state during a 5th grade geography test