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worship the space boy

I fell down the Kaito Momota abyss before I even knew what was happening but I'm never coming out

*commences the action of not moving due to heart failure*

*pauses mid-sentence as the little hamster that lives in my brain abruptly gets off the hamster wheel to go drink water from it's little upside down water bottle*

Followers

…i got a ko-fi donation of $6.90 from a person whose icon is a pair of booty shorts with YOU WILL LIVE TO SEE MANMADE HORRORS BEYOND YOUR COMPREHENSION printed on the ass. i am still processing my emotional reaction

The hissing is replaced with that of a cat

hear me out: snakes but with cat noses

Man never new ninjala player hated people below level 100 like please spare me I just want more energy to protecc self with

no

The most insane thing happened to me today

I sure do love visual regurgitation

Don’t mind me just shooting green aura into your eyes as you read this auaaauhuaaaaaaaaaaauauauuauaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauaaaauaauuuuuuuuuuuuuauuuuuuuauauauaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Human god wanting to see what he made

I just think he's pretty neat

Teens

Me: I'm struggling with doing [the thing]

parent: but I've seen you do [the thing] before, I think you're just being lazy

Me: yes but afterwards i spent 48 hours self-isolating in a dark bedroom cocooned in a quilt whilst humming a 15th cent plague ditty, please understand this is not my ideal

money war that has been going on forever

In actual practice, capitalism is much less about efficiency and far more about brutality

Or, as simplification, dead.

my preferred state of being is "warm and fed and headed off to bed"

til how to blend humans into juice.

1st. Get a human. Preferably a Karen.

2nd. Cut into un-even pieces.

3rd. Blend.

4th Enjoy :)

just learned this year is a good year for video game anniversaries first we had uh pokemon and soon Mario Mario celebrates his first genocide.

this boy has a messed up hairline ilia hope you get help

consider: green skinned furry boy

Beast Boy’s powers would be so much funnier if he didn’t turn green. imagine u live in teen titans tower & one day there’s a pigeon sitting on the breakfast table. it’s probably just beast boy. probably. but it just sits there pecking at cereal and you’re left grappling w/ the suspicion that someone left the window open again

fur secretly has tiny unseeable mouths

I love your music you funky man