What Generation Of Pokémon Is This?

having a child has taught me that every toddler is completely justified in their frustrations and tantrums because learning how to do something you have literally never encountered or heard of before is insane. and being expected to be completely calm in the face of this constant barrage of overwhelming information is doubly insane.

i got charlie a sticker activity book and it occurred to me i have to TEACH someone how to unpeel stickers. it's SKILL that requires DEXTERITY and FINE MOTOR ABILITY. i thought it was obvious that you have to curl the page a little bit to create a break in the cut so the sticker comes up.

obviously a fucking BABY wouldn't know that because they have no background experience to inform their thought process. OBVIOUSLY. and OBVIOUSLY the LITERAL BABY wouldn't get it right the first few times. it would OBVIOUSLY take practice. lots of it.

i hate this feeling. it's so obvious. why are children treated so badly when they're learning everything for the first fucking time. why do people treat children so horribly and expect so much. they're brand new. why didn't i get the same grace i give to my child? why did no one have patience for me? why, when it's this easy?

it's so easy. it's so fucking easy.

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ARIZONA YOU GUYS MIGHT BE ABLE TO CHANGE THIS

HE SHOULD NOT GET AWAY WITH THIS

I love kids they’re all like.. “when i grow up i’m gonna be an astronaut and a chef and a doctor and an olympic swimmer” like that self confidence! That drive! That optimism! Where does it go

I was at school right? And I brought nothing but my phone. And I went to my teacher's classroom (I think it was my Spanish teacher idk) and for some reason it was a special ed classroom with students who were strangely younger than me.

And I'm not special ed so like-

What?

And when the students weren't in there I walked out the door to try to text my mother to bring my stuff. And it looked like my house?????

And when I walked back into the classroom nobody was in there except for the teacher. And there was the weird green light.

And the dream kinda ended

Whats your weirdest dream?

Last night I dreamt that I was feeding chicken nuggets to a caterpillar

That's not a tent. That's a float.