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I did the math (AKA a calculator) and probably about 253,307 chose each one (except for vanilla extract because come on who would choose that?)

or maybe it's just broken I DoNT KnOw

actual conversation i had with an adult man last night btw 😭😭 speechless

They killed jimmy carter to hide the secret of the elves

I was at school right? And I brought nothing but my phone. And I went to my teacher's classroom (I think it was my Spanish teacher idk) and for some reason it was a special ed classroom with students who were strangely younger than me.

And I'm not special ed so like-

What?

And when the students weren't in there I walked out the door to try to text my mother to bring my stuff. And it looked like my house?????

And when I walked back into the classroom nobody was in there except for the teacher. And there was the weird green light.

And the dream kinda ended

Whats your weirdest dream?

Last night I dreamt that I was feeding chicken nuggets to a caterpillar