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my favourite olympics subplot is this norwegian swimmer’s public love affair with chocolate muffins and his increasingly manic tiktoks about them... romance of the summer

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wait people sleep with their doors closed????

having a child has taught me that every toddler is completely justified in their frustrations and tantrums because learning how to do something you have literally never encountered or heard of before is insane. and being expected to be completely calm in the face of this constant barrage of overwhelming information is doubly insane.

i got charlie a sticker activity book and it occurred to me i have to TEACH someone how to unpeel stickers. it's SKILL that requires DEXTERITY and FINE MOTOR ABILITY. i thought it was obvious that you have to curl the page a little bit to create a break in the cut so the sticker comes up.

obviously a fucking BABY wouldn't know that because they have no background experience to inform their thought process. OBVIOUSLY. and OBVIOUSLY the LITERAL BABY wouldn't get it right the first few times. it would OBVIOUSLY take practice. lots of it.

i hate this feeling. it's so obvious. why are children treated so badly when they're learning everything for the first fucking time. why do people treat children so horribly and expect so much. they're brand new. why didn't i get the same grace i give to my child? why did no one have patience for me? why, when it's this easy?

it's so easy. it's so fucking easy.

sorry another bald tshirt post that came to me last night

"Chat are we cooked" 🥲

I'm not a politics person but I just wanted to see O_O

OH MY GOSH WILL SOMEONE PLEASE DO SOMETHING PLEASE LIKE ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING LIKE ACTUALLY PLEASE BRO LIKE DO SOMETHING PLEASE IT'S NOT TOO LATE PLEASE JUST PLEASE JUST-

I'VE BEEN UP BASICALLY ALL NIGHT REPEATEDLY LOOKING AT THE ELECTION LIKE I GENUINELY CANNOT SLEEP

CAN SOME STATES PLEASE JUST MAKE UP THEIR DING DANG MINDS LIKE PLEASE MAKE A GOOD CHOICE PLEASE LIKE PLEASE JUST PLEASE JUST

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WE'RE BOUTA RIOT /j

Edit: THE HECK IS WRONG this man is talking about eating cats and dogs and yall are voted for him