If He Fit He Sit, Apparently🐈cats, Man.

I'm honestly genuinely curious if anyone uses it lol

I love talking to kids about disability bc

1. they often just Get It, and

2. they have 0 concept of disability as a tragedy or something pitiable.

I've watched kids get into an argument with a teacher bc they thought wheelchairs were cool. I told a kid that I can't stand for too long sometimes and they replied, "That's okay, I can't do cartwheels sometimes, but I just do other stuff then. You can sit down with me if you want". Today a girl asked me what the headphones on a classmate's desk were for and I told her that headphones are important for some kids because noises bother them, and she said she wished she had headphones at home, because her baby brothers make a lot of noise and it makes it hard to think. The idea that different people could use tools at different times is intuitive and simple and when accessibility aids are explained neutrally, kids don't see them as bad or unfortunate, they're just things that are useful.

Even mental disability!! In Kindergarten the other day one of the kids asked me why his table partner got stickers when nobody else did. I started off by saying, "Well, when you do your work well, it feels good, right? That's your brain giving you a reward," and the kid just right away went, "Oh, and the stickers are like his reward?" YES! You are 5 and have a better grasp on ADHD than most adults! Kids blow me away every day.

"Chat are we cooked" 🥲

I'm not a politics person but I just wanted to see O_O

OH MY GOSH WILL SOMEONE PLEASE DO SOMETHING PLEASE LIKE ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING LIKE ACTUALLY PLEASE BRO LIKE DO SOMETHING PLEASE IT'S NOT TOO LATE PLEASE JUST PLEASE JUST-

I'VE BEEN UP BASICALLY ALL NIGHT REPEATEDLY LOOKING AT THE ELECTION LIKE I GENUINELY CANNOT SLEEP

CAN SOME STATES PLEASE JUST MAKE UP THEIR DING DANG MINDS LIKE PLEASE MAKE A GOOD CHOICE PLEASE LIKE PLEASE JUST PLEASE JUST

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WE'RE BOUTA RIOT /j

Edit: THE HECK IS WRONG this man is talking about eating cats and dogs and yall are voted for him

OOHHH FUUBLBLBLBLB

hey man what’s wrong with you

the usual

What name do you naturally use when talking about carbonated soft drinks? (Such as Coca Cola, Sprite, Dr. Pepper, etc.)

•I call them 'Soda'

•I call them 'Soda Water'

•I call them as 'Pop'

•I call them as 'Soda pop'

•I call them 'fountain drinks'

•I call them 'soft drinks'

•I call them 'Coke' no matter what the brand is

•I use multiple of these names

•I call them a different name that is not listed here

•I just wanna see the results :)

req'd by @shadow-and-purgatory

... are mammatus clouds particularly susceptible to hail?

text: Ah yes, hail, also known as Sky Milk

Here's a bunch of anti memes (the best type of memes)

no, spotify, i don't want to use ai to "turn my ideas into playlists". i already fucking do that with my brain and hands and i do it for fun. what, should i get ai to pet my cat for me? to play my silly games for me? to spend time with my beautiful wife for me? how about i rend you asunder