Dreamxd's Look Is Inspired By Biblically Accurate Angels

I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

great i think 😀

TIME TO RANDOMIZE YOUR GENITALS

Based on this post. Reblog and tag what you got on the wheel! In the event this breaches containment; I'm a monsterfucker so be warned that a good chunk of these reflect that.

i hope mr beast goes bald. nothing against bald people but i think he doesn't deserve his hair

what’s a great book you’ve read recently :-) trying to make a reading list for 2025… i’ll try any genre but most of what i read this year was litfic and fantasy i think

Untitled.

i made a comic in google slides for some ungodly reason

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.

i love biting the bullet. i love opening a can of worms. i love putting all my eggs in one basket. i love burying the hatchet. i love crying over spilt milk. i love letting the cat out of the bag. i love wanting to have my cake and eat it too. i love counting my chickens before they’ve hatched. i love making my bed and laying in it. i love putting the cart before the horse. i love burning the candle at both ends. i love calling a spade a spade. i love the bottom of the barrel.

rozhovor s kamarádem o tom jak s jiným kamarádem píšou fanfikci

já: "ale fakt, vy jste extrémně uvařili."

on: "jo my jsme na tom ao3 prostě byli takhle"

*univerzální gesto pro vaření, viz ↓*

já: *méně známé gesto, které je spojeno s básničkou vařila myšička kašičku na zeleném rendlíčku, tj. kroužení ukazováčku na dlani druhé ruky, přikyvující*

"jak myšička kašičku"

This movie is a childhood favourite of mine and I LOVE that it's finally getting some recognition!!!!