Everytime I Move I Crunch Like Popcorn

We rollin

I've finished day 2, after 13 hours I've raised another $2! I now have rewards going, for as little as $2.

My amount is now $27!

I'll be on again tomorrow!

I say I’m dumb a lot but i think it’s time you all knew exactly how dumb i am

Just called cannoli undergraduate lasagna

gays in quarantine be like 

*fine* *kinda lonely* *yearning tenfold* *recovered* * y e a r n * *dnd probably* *maybe do some baking idk* *yearning* *yearning* *yearni

when something bad happens to someone you dont like and you have to pretend you’re sad but on the inside you’re like 

let’s play a game called “why do I have a migraine,” with multiple choice answers such as:

you’re sick

you didn’t drink caffeine today

you need to eat more food

you need to sleep

I think kids with ADHD and ASD have a special relationship to swingsets as compared to other playground activities, just because of the leg motions. I went to an old park today and just swung for twenty minutes because the pumping you have to do to actually swing is a very, very nice stim.

Words I use as gender neutral terms

Dude

Bro

My guy

Lads

Words I will absolutely stop using if you feel uncomfortable with them

Dude

Bro

My guy

Lads

Actually life is beautiful because the sound I make while trying to breathe around hot food sounds like my dog trying to eat an apple. When I yawn my cat tries to put his face in my mouth like a little dentist man and when he yawns I put my finger in his obligate-carnivore trapzone and we both know he will not hurt me. When I do not fold my clothes, they do not hold it against me.

I am demonstrably sad, and lonely, and full of fear. But there are other people who will hold my hand, who will point out the hawk overhead, who will give you That Look in a public place. The other day at a coffee shop a child said "look! It's snowing!" so all of us strangers went to go look out the windows. It wasn't the first snow and it won't be the last but wasn't it lovely, like that?

How wonderful to live in a world where birds and frogs both say beep! How wonderful to have an ocean of beautiful sharks with their dinosaur teeth! How wonderful the moon and her changing face, how wonderful the bees and their dancing to communicate, how wonderful shrimp and their forbidden layers of vision! How wonderful, you, and what you will give the world! The way we love things enough to spend entire blogs devoted to them? How people will let me explain my Pokemon team to them? How we will both jump at the scare in the movie, how we laugh so loudly, how it feels to give someone your baking? How wonderful to be alive. I am sorry for forgetting.

This is the process of getting better. With wonderful people and wonderful strangers and wonderful friends: I am getting better, slowly. Thank you, whoever you are. In some way, you've been wonderful, and left a wonderful place in the world to ripple out to me. In some small way - isn't it beautiful - I promise, you've been helping.