Be Real With Me. You're Sitting In A Bar And A 𝔴𝔞𝔯𝔩𝔬𝔯𝔡 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔰𝔢𝔞

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😭😭I dunno why I did that I’m not even that good in English I’m sure there’s bunch of mistakes. But I still thought that would be funny

I’m so sorry

I wonder where "key smash, add vowels and shorten it" would be

In light of Israel's performance I just wanna take a moment to appreciate this iconic eurovision moment

Thinking about aa1 era Edgeworth

So if a goat broke a horn it would be a unicorn? I say yes

“Dragon” is such a vague category of creature with such a ridiculous diversity of bauplans. It doesn’t matter how big it is or how many legs it has or whether it has wings or not: you can call it a dragon if it is kind of snakey, and/or breathes fire (virtually anything that can breathe fire has the potential to qualify as a dragon).

Case in point, look at all these different things that are dragons:

i like to imagine that clark kent’s search history is mostly normal but then there’s stuff like “improved superman costume concept art” because he wanted ideas

Posting a pov character from asoiaf until winds of winter drops ✨ shitty doodle edition ✨:

Daenerys "Stormborn" Targaryen. (And baby dragons).

I finally did another one! Speaking of when things are finally done, hoping that in the new book she can start making some sort of comeback after that whole oopsie daisy bouquet at Mereen. 

(Ps: In my mind painted vest equals the dothraki have a hobby besides pillaging, and they paint little drawings and patterns in their stuff).

(Another headcanon: Daenerys get's super sunburned easily on acount of the Targaryen being albino adjacent.

Because the irony of being the unburned, and looking red as a crab if the sun so much as grazes her is strong).

I think a fundamental difference between book Dracula and Nosferatu is how the protagonists work as a collective. In Dracula, they are the Scooby Gang (trusting, collaborative, polyamorous). In Nosferatu, they are the teens from an 80s slasher (suspicious, deceitful, jealous). The count can be defeated, but only the power of friendship can save Mina.

Thinking about a duct tape wizard