Fuck It Trick Time

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“Stop calling wrightworth old men they’re only 24-32″ you don’t understand, when we call them old men it has nothing to do with age. 

Miles Edgeworth was an old man at 9 years old. He dresses like a 17th century vampire. He deadass uses a phone in his office from the 19th century. He talks like he’s in a dickens novel. His hobby is drinking tea and playing chess with himself. Phoenix Wright canonically doesn’t know how to use a computer. Despite ostensibly being a millennial he’s used the same Nokia phone for the last 15 years that’s now held together with packaging tape. He complains about his back aching and calls people 7 years his junior kids.  It’s about the mindset. The personality. On all levels except physical they are old fogeys 

I had a dream I was running a dnd one shot for dungeon meshi, where I put them in a ‘seemingly normal town’ that was actually one super organism meat-slime monster mimic thing that replicated entire towns to draw in prey. All the ‘people’ were like an angler’s fish lure, attached to a pulsating floor by viscera. It was an inelegant pantomime of normalcy.

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Chilchuck was the only one rolling high enough perception checks to actually notice. He was losing his mind freaking out while Senshi was gushing over unique cuisine (more pieces of the monster) and Marcille was busy buying things in the flesh market. Chilchuck kept begging them to figure it out but they just kept flubbing roll after roll, trying to convince Chilchuck he was over reacting and needed to calm down now they were safely out of the dungeon.

With hotd season 2 my hype with asoiaf has been reborn so I did an Alicent Hightower portrait.

I have been loving this season so far and I'm hoping to see more of the disasters that are born out of a lesbian divorce.

Alexa play Good luck babe by Chappell Roan

Ah yes I wanna see the whole story of Crocki and his brother Alligathor

Au fucking revoir Mister Prince

I felt like drawing him when i was re-reading the tf2 comics.

I have to read this comic 🤣

Why did no one tell me there was an official gravity falls comic?

It’s some good extra canon-ish content

A pair of precious shoes

English added by me :)