Jin: Kizaki, Can You Pick Me Up? I’m At A Party And There’s Someone Funnier Than Me.

Arashiyama: Dogs lick us because they know we have bones and they want ‘em.

Tachikawa: I’m an adult! I do grown-up things! Independence!

Tachikawa: Shinoda, what are taxes?

Chief Rindo: Please don't do anything overly dramatic and stupid.

Tamakoma: You could sooner divert a river from its course that deny us our nature

Jin: Must be hard not being able to laugh.

Miwa: I do have a sense of humor you know.

Jin: I’ve never heard you laugh before.

Miwa: I’ve never heard you say anything funny.

Commander Shinoda: Alright, how are you two going to explain yourselves?!

Tachikawa: Verbally or Physically?

Jin: Well, I'm gonna say verbally, because judging by Commander Shinoda's tone, he might not be in the mood for the dance we've prepared.

Kako: Instead of asking someone why they’re so dressed up, ask yourself why you didn’t wear a better outfit.

Mikami: What? You’re not coming to my tea party?

Mikami, angrily: MAKI I MADE BUSCUITS-

Izuho: Physically, yes, I could fight Chika.

Izuho: But emotionally? Imagine the toll.

Kitora: I know I’m not perfect.

Kuroe: You can say that again.

Konami: Everytime I go out in public wearing an oversized t-shirt everyone asks “ are you wearing shorts underneath? “ Like, no, Jin, I thought today would be a good day to have my bare pussy out at Walmart.