Write Them Doing The DIRTIEST Most DISGUSTING Shit Ever, And Say "womp Womp" When The AI Glazers Complain

uterus, i dont need you. go forth and find a beautiful trans woman who wants you.

A/N - I'm sorry, but I kind of made Uraraka a bit of an ass, also a warning for slurs, you have been warned.

Chapter 2

READER'S POV:

The beginning of the day flew by quickly, and before I knew it, it was nearly lunch.

The whole class had a free period where they just stood and talked, except me. I gathered up my small amount of courage before shuffling over to Midoriya's friend group.

When I eventually got to them, I spoke.

"Is it ok if I could possibly sit with you guys during, lunch. I don't want to end up on my own." Almost everyone smiled and nodded, I looked at my green haired friend as he smiled and opened his  mouth to say something, but before he could, a small brunette who I heard was called Uraraka interrupted him.

"Of course you can, we love having mentally handicapped children sitting with us for lunch." I looked down before scrunching up my nose and unconsciously puffing out my wings.

"Oh, look, the retard knows how to understand vocal cues, how cute. Anyways, time for you to go now, buh bye." She then turned me around and pushed me. I fell, but before I could hit the ground, a pair of well built hands slipped under my armpits and hoisted me back up. Before I knew it, I was face to face with Bakugo as he asked me if I was ok. I replied with a quiet 'yes', he then told a dude with bright red hair to look after me as he walked off to go deal with Uraraka.

BAKUGO'S POV:

It was near the end of our free period and me and shitty hair were talking about some new videogame that has just come out, although I wasn't really paying attention to what he said, I was busy keeping an eye on (Y/n).

As they were talking to Deku and his friends, pink cheeks said something to them and pushed (Y/n) over. I rushed over and caught them and made sure they were ok before I headed over to Deku and his group.

When I got there, Sonic the engine legged was already berating zero gravity bitch for her behaviour.

"THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING YOU TWO FACED BITCH?!" I yelled at her. She just turned around with a smug monama-like face and stated, "That retard should be in an asylum, not a hero academy. I'm not having it near my friends."

I snarled and went to scream at her before I felt a hand on my shoulder and a shadow was cast over the group. A low and gutteral growl sounded from behind me and Uraraka visibly shrunk into herself.

I turn around to see (Y/n) towering behind me with their wings puffed out slightly. Behind them was a panicked Kirishima.

READER'S POV:

I was ready to fight the small prick when the teacher walked up to us.

"What's going on here?" He lazily asked.

I still had my defensive stance at this point and Uraraka had the audacity to say that I tried hurting her first.

Aizawa just sighed and calmly stated,

"Quite frankly, I don't believe you, Uraraka. I've assisted (L/n) on multiple of their transition days to help them learn the layout of this school, and they would never hurt a fly unless provoked." Uraraka just scoffed at this and stomped down to the lunch room.

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Daily Writing (Day 2)

Pairing: Prof. Willow X Autistic! TransMasc! Reader

Summary: In which the professor notices something wrong with his adopted ‘daughter’, and stops the reader from making a decision they may regret.

Extra info: Reader goes by He/They. Professor Willow finds this out during the fanfic. Reader also has an Eevee

!!This FanFic Takes Place In Galar!!

Professor Willow, the man who had single handedly rescued you from your neglectful parents, and raised you as his own for the past few years, stood in front of you, and you were struggling to tell him the one thing you needed the most.

"C'mon, (Name), please just tell me." He was whispering at this point. He was holding on to your hand, keeping the scissors far away from your head.

Hop had long since hung up at this point, leaving your phone silent and useless.

You slowly broke down into tears, and Willow pulled you into a strong embrace.

"There are so many things I want to say, but I don't know where to start," you began. "Everything feels so wrong, I'm barely able to sleep anymore, all of my, well, everything is just hurting all the time, and I feel like I don't fit in this body, like I'm supposed to be a man." You sobbed, and the professor held you tighter.

"You shouldn't have to deal with all of this alone, why didn't you tell me sooner?"

You just shrugged.

"Well, I'll help you as best I can, and we will see a doctor about your pain. You don't have to be afraid anymore, you are my child, my son."

Woo! I managed day 2.

Tomorrow will probably be a generated prompt or smthn, idk.

-Ez

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I feel like it may be a bit too late for that

Wait. Neil gaiman wrote Coraline?

The good omens guy?

How did I not know that? I’ve got a cousin that’s obsessed with Coraline!

I’ve watched both and read Good omens, I just-

Not doing today's fic, why, no spoons.

Thank you very much.

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Alien Blues

Pairing: Keigo Takami/Hawks X autistic reader

This one shot contains fluff, nesting, maybe some angst, and something that I always call 'autism dominance' (idk the real term for it, but it's basically and autistic individual who's traits are more noticeable than usual, probably due to stress)

DO NOT REPOST/PLAGARISE

Reblogs are greatly appreciated.

Based on this post

Quirk is from my Fan Fic series, Endless Forms Most Beautiful (but not the same universe) and you can read the info sheet here

Right now you just wanted to cry, but you almost visibly recoiled at the thought of your face feeling wet and sticky with salt.

The whole day, all you wanted was to be buried in your lover's arms, wings wrapped around each other, tucked into the corner of your apartment that was turned into a nest.

But instead you were stuck shoulder to shoulder with every type of stranger possible on the subway home from your dream-turned-nightmare 9-5 job.

You swear you've almost been fired a couple of times today. From your 'informal' work attitude because of you're stimming, to not wanting to give you're sweaty palmed and just generally unclean superior physical contact.

You can almost feel how moist your bones are inside your body, and count every air molecule that that you felt pounding against your skin as your finally freed from the metal cage of nightmarish speed. Speaking of nightmarish speeds, that's the one you chose to run at to guarantee no more sensory problems on your way home.

You wish you could fly, you really do. But the contract your company had with you which meant you couldn't use your quirk, unless it was for what was classed as a genuine reason.

As you closed the door to the apartment, you peeled your feet out of the ridiculous dress shoes the company had you wear so you could morph you feet into a more comfortable and natural state.

Stretching your wings and arms above your head, you wander your home searching for pillows, blankets, and most importantly, your beloved, Keigo Takami.

You heard the door open and close mid forage, and you whip your head around, eyes locking on the intruder.

"Keigo!" You sobbed, not realising your love was going to be home so early. Soon you found yourself breaking down in his arms.

"Hey, hey. Baby calm down. Let's get you into the nest, and I'll get you some snacks." He offered, and all you could muster was a quiet 'mhm' , and as soon as your body hit the circular mattress in your living room, you went limp, and Keigo left to get something to eat from the kitchen, as well as the blankets you had dropped.

"Today was shit." You spat out. "They kept on touching me."

"I know, baby bird. How about we finish the nest, order some takeout, and watch that ghost show you like?"

You look up at him from your spot in the nest, baffled.

"You're willing to watch Lockwood & Co. with me? You never do this."

"Sometimes sacrifices need to be made to make people happy."

~*-*~Timeskip~*-*~

A few pizzas and a finished nest later, you and Keigo were cuddling, your back to his chest.

He suddenly spoke up,

"I don't think she did look in the mirror."

You turn to look at him with a raised eye, questioning him.

"The one with the curly hair? I personally think she had enough time to look while George got the net."

. . .

There was silence for a bit before Keigo spoke.

"Nah, I don't think so, c'm'ere."

And before you knew it, you were pinned, deft hands working at your sides, causing you to writhe and giggle, almost to the point of pain.

"NO KEI- STOP, PLEASE." You squealed.

"Only if you stop being such a smart ass."

"AAAAHHH, FINE FINE JUST STOOPP, PLEASE."

. . .

Keigo flopped down onto you, and you welcomed it, the pressure grounding you.

"Y'know," you said, "I lied about what I said earlier." You admitted.

"Oh, shaddup."

That was fun to write

This prompt was made by @mirukosbitchywife

I hope I can use more of them in the future

Anyways, bye for now :]

-Ez

i cannot believe the doctor just spent 45 minutes mistaking fucking sutekh for his own granddaughter. funniest shit i've ever seen. i need susan to show up and find out about this because she'd make sure he never lives it down.

Chapter 6

"WHAT DID YOU DO TO THEM?"

Midoriya's head hit the wall with a great force, the blonde classmate, who he now considers a friend, stood in front of him with a scowl.

"W-what do you mean?" The sight of the blonde's face blurred ever so slightly from the pain.

"YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I MEAN. WHAT DID YOU DO TO (Y/N) TO MAKE THEM HATE BOTH IF US."

An expression of disgust bled onto Midoriya's face, replacing the faux fear.

"Fine, you caught me." The greenette sighed at his own words. "All I did was tell him the truth, that they were the one who made you act like you did when we were younger. THAT THEY ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED TO US"

~~~

Back up in your bedroom, you noticed distant yelling as you sat with Mina, who was painting your nails.

"Oh boy," you turned your attention back to your newly found best friend as she sighed.

"I thought those two got over their differences last year, but I guess not."

You slouched over a bit more than usual and Mina could tell something was wrong.

"Are you ok? You don't have to tell me if you don't feel comfortable."

You just shook your head and she carried on with what she was doing.

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