Read “bigger” As “burger” And Now Idk What To Think. Is A Universe Or Galaxy Burger???

some of my friends are stem majors

Aroace flag colorpicked from NGC 1333 Perseus star-forming region

it was all so simple then

reading a really good fic then going to check the author’s tumblr and seeing they’re 30+ yo hits like crack

me & my trusty tj maxx sonic notebook that contains my deepest darkest secrets and also my taxes and also fan fiction

best trope and you can fight me over it (i abuse this so hard with my ocs)

what i do is none of my business

ANXIETY TIP:

whenever I’m trying to reassure myself about something, instead of saying nice things to myself, I just add on “or they’ll kill me.”

Examples:

“Man, I didn’t do as well as I wanted on that test. Oh well, can’t freak out over it or they’ll kill me.”

“I meant to go to the store today but now it’s too late. Can’t worry about it though, or else they’ll kill me.”

“Yeah this weather sucks but I can’t complain! Or they’ll kill me.”

I highly recommend it! Really takes the edge off

My favorite type of characters are “they’re not dumb but they are a dumbass”

𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞

Fishies to make it all hurt less