Having To Draw Someone Leaning In For A Kiss At A Backwards 3/4ths Angle Is The Worst Thing, I’ve Decided

Hedgehogs... Just some doodles of mine and my friend's AU versions <:]

i hate driving. here are the laws! if you break them there will be consequences! except youre also expected to break the law just a little bit. people will get mad at you if you dont. you dont have right of way but the person who does is waving you forward for some reason. here's the speed limit! it's not the speed limit, the actual speed limit is that plus ~5-10. the light is green but you're in the turning lane. can you go? should you have gone just then? the person behind you is honking at you. there's a weird noise coming from your engine; if you try to do the right thing and get it checked out, will you get scammed? you are driving a 1-2 ton metal machine rocketing at speeds unknown to humankind for most of history. around a million people die in car accidents every year; that's about one person every thirty seconds. if you take that seriously and try to drive safely then people get mad at you.

your life is not an optimization problem

concept: bootleg copies of memes

>Morning shift

>Customer is angry that we disabled his card

>calm him down because it is a security measure

>We had to block his card because he spent 5k on Genshin Impact at 4AM and almost drained his entire bank account

>The instant we unblock his card he spends 200 more dollars on Genshin Impact

Seeing as my child is due to arrive next week, the rest of Drawtectives is going to be delayed. Check back for updates!

read ava’s demon you cowards

I didn’t cry I diDN’T CRY