I’m Slowly Becoming Obsessed With FCG. Centuries Old Sentient Easy Bake Oven Remnant Of A Dead Civilization

I’m slowly becoming obsessed with FCG. Centuries old sentient easy bake oven remnant of a dead civilization sleeper agent murder machine religious convert fake legged cleric with a smoking habit a long distance partner and a flat earth conspiracy. A robot who unintentionally killed his old party with a saw arm attachment who’s mortal enemy was an immortal(?) bird name Shithead who just hated him for no reason. They slut shame like a middle aged Baptist woman and eat coins and had an existential crisis about having a soul and would have been a top poster r/AITA if it existed in Exandria. Name anyone else who is doing it like Fresh Cut Grass.