...What Incident?

Yo, I want this

All the children born over the last year are going to grow up deeply and profoundly bored with hearing about how they were born during a global pandemic

Fox my beloved <3

man... this guy bro

You mean to tell me it’s not?????

wait wait WAIT is 'board game' not an abbreviation of cardboard game‽‽‽

Because your silly little dance pleases us, jinglely goo.

*opens my 2nd set of teeth*

Bro wtf do you mean Darker Timeline? I’d literally pay to watch that.

okay but the fact that Disney tried to start a princess twitch channel and got harrassed off the platform by hardcore simps is the funniest thing to happen all year

Oh no, I was fully aware. I just wanted to be helpful, so I didn’t care

You rescue many different animals not knowing they are mythical creatures. That weird bird you rescued a month ago was a Phoenix. Your dog? Cerberus. That fox you impulsely got was a kitsune. They also all agree to look over you.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUU-

damn, so jeff bezos was jailed for mistreating workers and the amazon workers got all his money on the same day that fall out boy released a song with florence and the machine? damn 2021 is much better than 2020

This is just my friend group

found family but every member is from a different kind of found family dynamic

Gaud, I need pictures, and I need them now

men's clothes should be slutty again

Always

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