"sweetheart" "smart Girl" "atta Girl" STOP IT I'M GONNA COMBUST AND DIE RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW

𝜗𝜚 — i promise i'm cool, you guys.

too much to ask for??

NEED THIS!!!

me honestly </3

hold me down and show me how strong you are >_<

a MAN who is older than you and obsessed with you, like yeah, show me that you are the boss and want me only for yourself.

‘’ . . need a bf w a disgustingly huge age gap ?!

Intro :P

Finally making a proper intro lol

My name is Norah and I go by She/Her pronouns

idk what else to put here lol, I don't really have that any boundaries but if you cross one that I didn't know I had i'll let you know! Some firm boundaries are NO BIGOTRY of any kind. but other than that you're basically in the clear >_<

also I don't send pics where I'm not wearing clothes and where my face is showing I'm just not comfy with it :P

need this

My desire to see the foster girls happy + my soul-deep need to put paul matthews in situations have collided in a cataclysmic and frankly irreversible way and i've decided i'm going to make it everyone's problem. what you're telling me this man doesn't deserve a "world's okayest dad" mug ???

i've fine-tuned the lore to this incredibly silly au yapping abound under the cut

the gist is pam is both lex and han's mom but only paul is hannah's father. it was a one night stand which didn't go well (that's the last time paul ever gives in to ted's goading to "loosen up" and "do something crazy"). paul eventually takes lex in and adopts her because of the few times he's seen the way pam treat her + he wants the sisters to be able to grow up together. Normal Man went from a recent college graduate in a brand new job with no immediate plan or intention to have kids to a seasoned father of two in the span of like a year. idk but if u ask ME this is the universe's way of saying paul matthews was meant to be a girldad he's just unlocking his full potential