Everyone For Their Own Mental Health Should Follow At Least One Shit Post Blog That Way Your Feed Isn’t

my favorite line from Terry Pratchett is that humans are basically mobile bags of dirty water

Of course men have been fucking other men since the dawn of time.

have you met men?? They are sluts

what about the elvis

Tumblr is either

"The locusts are coming, it's not my fault."

"@satan-offical ?"

"Tag game. Notes game. Let's be moots?"

"FUCK MORIOS, MORIOS CAN SUCK MY DI-"

Or

"sex...SEX 𝒮𝐸Х sᴇx ՏᎬХ 𝕾𝕰Ӽ ꁴ​ꏂꉼ ႽჹX §È× §È× 𝚂𝙴𝚇 ֆɛӼ ＳＥＸ ᎦᏋ೫ 𝖲𝖤𝖷 ՏᎬХ ＳＥＸ 𝓢𝓔𝓧 ႽჹX 𝘚𝘌𝘟 ＳＥＸ ˢᴱˣ ֆɛӼ 𝓢𝓔𝓧 SEX 𝐒𝐄𝐗 𝙎𝙀𝙓-"

Or

"Fuck Trump, fuck ICE."

"...𝙥𝙤𝙡𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙘𝙨."

"LET'S BE GAY AND DO CRIME."

"...........queeeeeeeeeeeeeeernesssssss.......... "

And I'm afraid there is no in between.

It's the triangle of Lifeblr.

This place is addictive. I need to get work done.

as someone who possesses no other social media it’s a little weird to see the tumble algorithms working in real time to start me done the Elvis rabbit hole

im showing this to all my friends

important things to note about the Queen and the Pope dying

their deaths happened after meeting with right-wing politicians

their deaths took place after the Tumblr sexyman results

Trisha Paytas announced being pregnant around the same time of both deaths

they were both heads of a state (and just, very extremely high-ranking important figures in general)

Jschlatt predicted both deaths

they were both heads of their respective Church

the Pope died on the Queen’s birthday

i'll be updating this post as i find more things out!

I liked one post. ONE POST. About elvis, now my feed is across the elvisverse and I cannot stop smiling

heres the real question. Does it even fucking matter? Porn addiction won't have any negative effects to your health besides maybe lack of exercise, but my addiction to Tumblr also does that so... it's not hurting anyone even the addict.

porn addiction is similar to IQ in that it doesnt exist but if you wanna incorporate the ideas into your fetishes go for it

ooh my god this is sooooooooo good

ZEPHYRRRR STRIKE!!

🎵 BIG SHANE SILVAAA HE IS A MIGHTY MAN!!! BIG SHANE SILVAAAA HE ALWAYS HAS A PLAN!! ALL THE COWARDS CRUMBLEEE UNDER SUCH A STRONG MAN!! BIG SHANE SILVAAA HE CAN’T BE DEFEATED! BIG SHANE SILVAAA WON’T THE CYCLE OF VIOLENCE BE REPEATED!! 🎵