from now on im just gonna be saying 'ladies, gentlemen and those who are more enlightened' when adressing a crowd
i may be aroace but i know how to seduce people
my air of sickly victorian boyhood combined with my tendencies to keep those squishy colorful animal things in my pockets makes me alluring to men, women, and those who are more enlightened
tumblr sexyman 😭
Spin the wheel and let it randomly assign you a gender identity.
HAPPY LOVE LOSES WEDNESDAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
im so sad the cute girl from squid game died. she was so cool her and gi hun deserved to escape together and be happy and go to their families and stuff sang woo why would you do this .
ough guh the pain the agony
(this isnt me criticising the plot i think story wise her death added a lot to the story and was good it was just very sad bc she was a cool character, but that was its intended effect and it worked very well)
no one speak to me im grieving
me when i realise i shouldve been investing in buying property instead of not existing in 1983
I started doing this new trend called "living it up". it's where I have a really good time and I'm lowkey chill about it
weirdly elegant for some reason and kinda melancholy
pirate voice: there's a beautiful person out there reading this post, I can feel it in me bones
mailman voice: I'm curious, what did you make me sound like?
steel fairytale creature? idk abt pokemon but that seems interesting
spin this wheel to see your pokemon type
spin this one to see how you'll look like
nectarthroat the medic. hey its not horrible
spin this wheel for a prefix, and then spin this wheel for a suffix
as a bonus you can spin this wheel to find ur role in the clan (note: spin twice if you get apprentice)