In Ho: *smirking* I Heard People Are Shipping Us.

MAGPIE LETS FUCKING GO

good news! you're an animorph! bad news! you didn't know about the two-hour limit and got stuck in your first morph, which is whatever this wheel lands on

Ur so cool I can’t believe kill ai sunfish sketch guy followed me back

WAHHH thankyou thats the nicest compliment ever. i cant believe kill ai sunfish guy is my legacy now but i will try and honour it 🫡

goals???

need a polaroid of my femme in their favorite lingerie set I bought for them in my wallet so I can show them off to other butch friends and see what’s waiting for me at home every time I pay for something

g-d i hate seeing tthe same arguments over and over all the time.

it doesnt matter if you personally believe "dude" to be gender neutral, it doesn't matter why someone asks you not to call them "dude" (or, say, bro, my guy, sissy, she/they, puppy, tatertot, chicken-- any shorthand/pronoun/pet name!)-

if someone says "dont call me that" then, like, don't. it aint rocket surgery

fr its like having friends who are shrimp

one of my favourite things about being aroace is going to my allo friends and asking them questions about how they experience attraction that break their brains

im here!! just very sleeby

tolkien fans on tumblr are u still out there!! like/reblog if u are im trying to find you!! <3

"supernatural elements"

spin this wheel of fanfic tags. this will be the theme of your day tomorrow.

the colors might not be an exact match, but the vibe matches my creepy bottomfeeding girl pretty perfectly i think