What Do You Mean I Can't Control Everything, Why Not

goals???

need a polaroid of my femme in their favorite lingerie set I bought for them in my wallet so I can show them off to other butch friends and see what’s waiting for me at home every time I pay for something

(so mad i can’t see straight) Yeah i just don’t think chat gpt is a good classroom tool

beautiful kind crow

“you’re always crashing out” god forbid i have a hobby

not enough of you talking about general chungus and how he is OBVIOUSLY steves ex and bitter that steve has moved on with garret

can i bite your arm gently like a baby seal testing out your texture

Please don't try to hurt me. I have incredible range

& you know what it actually IS lifechanging to smile at strangers & say please & thank you & goodmorning & compliment someones outfit & help someone in need & be more accepting of loving other people just because they are other people!!!

“Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today’s version of “seize him” imo

"im tired of living through major historical events" is now "dear lord please let me witness a high profile political assassination in the next 1-2 years. amen"

wah that old lady i forgot her name and her slightly irritating son and her two adopted dautghters could have all gone home and they could have had kimchi stew like they planned but that random fuckass loser youtuber got yougn mi killed in the door game skjghjbfskjdksf cries and weeps

- you’re beautiful too, unnie.